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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Vicky is fearfagging and is using the past seasons are proof as to why she thinks people on the show could harm her. Absolute retard shit, considering the only person ever harmed was in the mallet incident and that was perpetrated by a truly one of a kind contestant that we'll probably never see again

If you're scared, leave. If you wanna win, nut the fuck up and play the game.
 
Randy Facalding said:
>i am the tiger watch your tippy toes
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Eye of the Tigger is more like it. disney-winnie-pooh-tigger-piglet_1_1dd002cbbbe87aed5063acfd60b9fce7-2654024979.jpg
 
Piss Jugman said:
Vicky is fearfagging and is using the past seasons are proof as to why she thinks people on the show could harm her. Absolute retard shit, considering the only person ever harmed was in the mallet incident and that was perpetrated by a truly one of a kind contestant that we'll probably never see again

If you're scared, leave. If you wanna win, nut the fuck up and play the game.
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Vicky is such fucking nontent. I always wondered what it would be like to bring a coked out whore on the show, and the results are very disappointing. Fuck’er, I don’t care if it means less contestants, bring in another freeloader and kick that bitch out.


Jet took the RoboJeet into the dorm closet and showed her his process for shooting up Ozempic.
 
Steven Chapman said:
Vicky is such fucking nontent. I always wondered what it would be like to bring a coked out whore on the show, and the results are very disappointing. Fuck’er, I don’t care if it means less contestants, bring in another freeloader and kick that bitch out.
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Be patient nigga the content comes when she's drying out from all the substances
 
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Bashir, JD, and Landon are in an actual, physical fight over the plants!

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Bashir gets away and WINS, destroying JD and Landon's plants!

Sorry for the shitty screenshots, Jet is a fag and put up the "TOO SPICY" censor screen on the YT feed so I can't go back and get better shots.
 
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Landon got BUSTED by Head. He outright told Landon that he knows he's the one that dumped the trash. Head told him that he will now seek revenge.

Jet pulled Landon aside to tell him that since he did not get away with it, he failed his job. BUT... Jet will still pay him the full amount if he CONFRONTS Head and tells him that NO, Landon is the LION in this JUNGLE, and that Head better WATCH HIS MOUTH around him.

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He does it! He finds Head in the Market and tells him to WATCH HIS TONE because Landon is the TIGER. Head needs to WATCH HIS TIPPY-TOES!

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Beshir comes in and makes things worse, arguing with everyone.

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Emma wants everyone OUT! They are disrupting her business and she is the shopkeep right now, so get out! Landon leaves, the rest can be heard arguing in the background.

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Emma squirted MAYONNAISE on Beshir because he wouldn't leave! If he doesn't leave, she'll do it again!

Beshir apologizes for all the dirt on the floor when he stole Anisa's plant, because Emma had to sweep it up. He's now playing it down, saying that he isn't trying to "be a dick", but that this was all just part of the game and nothing personal.
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Quick video edit of Jet egging Landon on/Landon pressing Head:
 
Preacher ✝ said:
Is he a white muslim? Thats gross.
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He says his mum is white and dad is half white.
People calling it a LARP but there seems to be enough proof he is actually this much of a weirdo.

my first impression of him on day 1 was "is easy to hate and thats about all he has going for him because there is not much to really like."
I still feel like this, he might be a nice guy and all this niceness he does is genuine but as more time passes it just feels like how a cult leader trying to recruit talks, its very weird.
 
sex haver said:
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Beshir, JD, and Landon are in an actual, physical fight over the plants!

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Beshir gets away and WINS, destroying JD and Landon's plants!

Sorry for the shitty screenshots, Jet is a fag and put up the "TOO SPICY" censor screen on the YT feed so I can't go back and get better shots.
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you can use PiP on fishtank.rip or the m3u file
 
While the bar fight was happening, Jet had the robot in the closet and showed her how he injects Ozempic into his stomach. He then leaves and Drake comes in and she asks him who that was.
He tells her that was "Jet and he runs the whole thing". And she then asks "he's in production?"

Lol she didn't know who Jet was?
 
Total plant death.

Audio fucked up, sorry about that, but just imagine a couple of grunts and a "allahu akbar" by JD at the end when he's raising his arms. I'm not making that last part up, mind you.


 
Nice of Bashir to smash his own plant so no matter who wins he can fuck off
Unless the twins win and make their decision by means incomprehensible to mortal minds
 
First real multi-day challenge (gay or not) and the mudslime immediately allahu snackbars and destroys everyone's including his own.

A smarter person than I could see this as some kind of allegory, some kind of commentary on the world. :thinking:


EDIT: Noticed he's wearing a japanese headband. He seems to have a fascination with cultures that blow themselves up.
 
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