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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
The wild thing is he probably will have a saner response than Jon trying to rip Letty's passport up over a $20 airport bible.
I mean being saner than Jon is an extremely low bar. That boy skates by on life by being not-ugly and having way more confidence than he should. Cuz he's dumber than a box of rocks.
 
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It's gonna happen!
 
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The girls have congregated in the Jungle Room with Bashir's stolen Holy Quran. TTS is flooding them with ideas, such as spilling beer on it, wiping their ass with it, circling the lines about Mohammad 9-year-old wife, and "pork it up".

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Vicky has been the first to defile it, drawing a cock and balls inside.

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Emma added a Christian cross with "CHRIST IS KING!"
 
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Emma and Vicky are now shredding it.

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Anisa has joined in too!

TTS is trying to convince them to shit in a toilet and then dunk the book in, because this is a "major sin" according to some Googling.
 
I would almost feel bad for the mudslime if they did this unprovoked. But the snackbarring he did earlier to everyone's plants and just being an annoying fucker in general has me all :story: :story: :story: instead.
 
So as far as my understanding goes Bashir's attack was supposed to be a tree suicide pact with JD and Landon who were then supposed to join the jihad and kill all trees except B(i/o)ngo's?

That's gotta be one of the dumbest plans in fishtank history.
Tree-had
 
"all in a days work fucking with a muslim larper"
lmfao vicky is based
 
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