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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
A little bit of revenge against Bashir after his jihad against the plants earlier on the day.


 
All the white blood in Bashir's body is fending off his innate shitskin urges to chimp the fuck out. also he has Amerimutt lips
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Jet has made an announcement that the POLICE have arrived. All fish must go to the bar and wait to be spoken to.

Cameras have NOT been cut like the past two SWATings, so this is likely a bit.

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Definitely a bit. They are male strippers. :story:

Edit 2:

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They are cutting YouTube stream early. Jet says that if you are a gay man, you should subscribe to Season Pass and watch!

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GaryGray said:
Bashir trying to pray with TTS spam and the Halo theme playing.
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Swamp_Donkey said:
So as far as my understanding goes Bashir's attack was supposed to be a tree suicide pact with JD and Landon who were then supposed to join the jihad and kill all trees except B(i/o)ngo's?

That's gotta be one of the dumbest plans in fishtank history.
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It was certainly a plan. That... a person, made.
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GTA A MidWigger, a KamikazeWigger, and a... White Trash Wigger? V?
 
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The plants in the Jungle Room have been smashed. Unsure by who, the Director Cam was focused on the male strippers because it's a gay show.

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Thanks to @jenna raiding for the clip, it was Bashir. He used the distraction to run upstairs and destroy the plants.

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