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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Jet just took Head into the shop and told him he is allowed to poop in the tub, he just has to wait till near the end of the 2 hours. We are so close to pooptank bros :)
 
Head is planning on shitting in the jacuzzi during he and Anissa's stream later on, Jet advises him to shit in his boxers so that it'll come out through the front

 
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Head mentioned he intends to shit in the hot tub during the podcast. Ben came out and told him that no, since they are on YouTube, they can't stream him taking a shit or any kind of nudity. No dicks or ass.

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Jet pulled him aside into Market 2-3 minutes later. He clarifies that they have reviewed YouTube policy, and he CAN shit in the tub, BUT he has to be clothed. So he can't be nude and the shit actually comes out of his ass. Instead, he's been told that if he wants to do it, he has to wear boxers, shit into his boxers, and then let the turd float out of his boxers.

🚨POOPTANK IMMINENT🚨
 
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Something I just noticed about this season, there has been zero discussion with the fish of what they want to do after the tank, how they plan to use the show as a springboard to fame, etc. That was all Sam, wasn't it? He tried to do the edaddy shtick every season and now that he's gone the pretense that you can actually make it through FT alone is gone.

I'm still not sure who I like more as host, Sam or Bam, there's stuff Sam did that I really enjoyed that I know Bam will never do because it's just not who he is, but the more this season goes on the more it feels like Sam constantly hijacked it to try and get his shit in without any thought whether it was actually good for the show or not.
 
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Head has explained his plan to Anisa, his co-host. She's okay with it.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" - Head

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"It's fucking disgusting. But it's okay. If anyone shit on me, I'd rather it be Head." - Anisa

"Can you say you're down with the brown?"

"I'm down with the brown." - Anisa
 
What is wrong with these people. What kind of fucking freak would even consider shitting in a tub in a sober state and who would still get into the tub after the shitter announces his grand plan. I am actually kind of glad Head does not drink, just imagine the silent hill level of freaky shit he would pull.
 
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Vicky, starting her shift at the market, has discovered that someone, somehow, has PISSED in the bag of kratom pills.
 
AlfaMale said:
Facts. I am personally loving freeloading-Unc. seems like the kind of guy you'd have a beer with when you are at the pub on a random sunday.
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You just wouldn't let him touch your beer, your food, your phone, or anything you're about to touch. Or you'll go home with norovirus.
 
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Head has explained his plan to Anisa, his co-host. She's okay with it.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" - Head

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"It's fucking disgusting. But it's okay. If anyone shit on me, I'd rather it be Head." - Anisa

"Can you say you're down with the brown?"

"I'm down with the brown." - Anisa
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I mean she's a 'retired dominatrix' and all that other whoreshit so she has probably done worse to others herself.
 
antara and emma are talking about cartoons
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they both loved thomas the tank engine beauty and the beast and bob the builder
emma likes ed edd n eddy while antara likes tom and jerry
 
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Landon being sneaky and trying to eavesdrop on a conversation.

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JD clarifies he did NOT piss in the kratom. It is water and bacon grease. Apparently the grease causes the gel capsules to dissolve quicker.

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Vicky is convinced it IS piss. She has collected some of it in a container and tried to splash it on JD when he entered the market.
 

That looks like a 500 count bag, which they don't have on their website, but the 300 looks smaller than what's on screen, not sure if that's a 3 that looks like a five, but I think it is 500 of count. Can't read what the dosage of those tablets is either on the website, but it says a serving is two.

Is that the bag Vicky brought or stuff production got? It appears to be just leaf powder and not synthetic 7oh but I'm not a druggie so I don't know.
 
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