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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
They played the Bloodgames trailer during the commercial break, first(?) time they played it this season. It's not a new trailer, they were playing this on the site a long time ago (S4?), here it is for those who missed it because director cam decided to take a shit right when the trailer started.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
They played the Bloodgames trailer during the commercial break, first(?) time they played it this season. It's not a new trailer, they were playing this on the site a long time ago (S4?), here it is for those who missed it because director cam decided to take a shit right when the trailer started.
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BG feels like it was forever ago

(Personally) my favorite F.T season
 
Polyboros2 said:

That looks like a 500 count bag, which they don't have on their website, but the 300 looks smaller than what's on screen, not sure if that's a 3 that looks like a five, but I think it is 500 of count. Can't read what the dosage of those tablets is either on the website, but it says a serving is two.

Is that the bag Vicky brought or stuff production got? It appears to be just leaf powder and not synthetic 7oh but I'm not a druggie so I don't know.
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you're right. it is just regular Kratom powder in capsule form. Anytime you see kratom being sold or advertised with its strain name in the title or on the packaging, bag, box, etc. thats how you know its just the regular plant powder. Maeng Da, Green Malay, etc. 7-oh is different (as you probably know already) and they have to be up-front with the labeling and packaging. Same goes with Kratom extracts. pic related, these are the ones i used to get. It literally is just some generic sounding name "OPMS Gold" or literally just "Extract shot". With the exception of like maybe 1 company, anytime you see a name of the strain, you know you are dealing with plain powder.

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S.C.U.D. said:
Something I just noticed about this season, there has been zero discussion with the fish of what they want to do after the tank, how they plan to use the show as a springboard to fame, etc. That was all Sam, wasn't it? He tried to do the edaddy shtick every season and now that he's gone the pretense that you can actually make it through FT alone is gone.

I'm still not sure who I like more as host, Sam or Bam, there's stuff Sam did that I really enjoyed that I know Bam will never do because it's just not who he is, but the more this season goes on the more it feels like Sam constantly hijacked it to try and get his shit in without any thought whether it was actually good for the show or not.
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I like that Bam is really just into it. Hilarious to see him hand feed an autist like he’s a toddler. Bam is just into being there and interacting, whether it’s messing with people or just conversing with them.

I do miss Sam’s bloviating “2070 Paradigm Shift” style speeches though. I’m gonna be disappointed if Goldstriker doesn’t make at least one appearance this month.
 
Kulee Baba said:
I like that Bam is really just into it. Hilarious to see him hand feed an autist like he’s a toddler. Bam is just into being there and interacting, whether it’s messing with people or just conversing with them.

I do miss Sam’s bloviating “2070 Paradigm Shift” style speeches though. I’m gonna be disappointed if Goldstriker doesn’t make at least one appearance this month.
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Yeah he’s going all in on it, figured he’d treat it like a job but damn
 
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Bam comes into the dorm during Bashir's prayer. He asks if he can "learn what he's doing" and gets no response as Bashir is reciting a prayer under his breath.

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Bam just sits there and stares at him, lol.

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The hot tub has begun!

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Head gets a pep talk from NIGGER.

He won't say the hard R, and instead goes with "niggaaaa-er".
 
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The FLICK THE BEAN podcast logo, presented by Jet. Anisa commissioned the twins for it earlier.

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They are waiting until 6 PM to start the podcast. They keep asking the time and getting no answer. It is currently 6:06.

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"You are now watching... FLICK THE BEAN!"
 
Every time that Head moves in the jacuzzi, a fairly large amount of water splashes out of the tub. I wouldn’t be surprised if the tub is half full by the end of the podcast.
 
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Anisa has offered to bottle the tub water and mail it out in exchange for some STOX.

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"Gimme the bean juice!" - Head

He opened his mouth and Anisa splashed the water around her crotch towards him.

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Emma brought Antara to visit!
 
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