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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
sex haver said:
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Antara has immediately shot into 4th place on STOX.

Bashir whines in the background that it is unfair to add a new STOX. His job today was STOX TRADER and he had to pick three STOX he thought he would increase in value today. Obviously, this completely fucked his task for the day.

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He apologizes to Antara, saying that he did not mean to imply she did anything wrong and he's glad she is on the board, he just thinks it sucks for himself.
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inshallah she will join the harem
 
sex haver said:
Bashir whines in the background that it is unfair to add a new STOX. His job today was STOX TRADER and he had to pick three STOX he thought he would increase in value today. Obviously, this completely fucked his task for the day.
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Suffah Ginger-Jihadist, suffah bish!
 
sex haver said:
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Antara has immediately shot into 4th place on STOX.

Bashir whines in the background that it is unfair to add a new STOX. His job today was STOX TRADER and he had to pick three STOX he thought he would increase in value today. Obviously, this completely fucked his task for the day.

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He apologizes to Antara, saying that he did not mean to imply she did anything wrong and he's glad she is on the board, he just thinks it sucks for himself.
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His job should be sponge bathing Head.
 
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There's an Antara Eating cam. She keeps shoveling stuff in. Given her arm size I think she's FAT....
 
Can anyone provide a full list of jobs? ❤️
Osama Bin Laden said:
KINO.
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This is so good! Vicky is an actual junky and Emma comes off as one (probably sleep deprivation?). So his job is absolutely amazing, because it's still just so obvious that those two are not the ones that should be giving advice here.
I also want to point out that while Ellie was mostly nontent, she did do some fun stuff once in a while (like stealing Aryes candy in broad daylight). Emma has done literally nothing. She sometimes kind of acts with other people, like getting Vicky's shoes, but she does nothing out of her own volition. There is still time for her to do fun things once in a while as well, but right now she's no better than her.

Lake Cresva Diver said:
landons food ratings
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What did he rate as "nut"? I feel like a walnut is something very different than a pecan. (And I'm probably suggesting starfruit instead of banana).

Charnel Ground said:
Oh boy, come on wiggers you can figure out a way to spoof some text messages on Head’s confiscated phone or something.
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A guy like this who has been married for that long wouldn't have a wife that's easily distressed. Unless she's in on the joke and writes the spoof messages, I don't think he'll be tricked by that.
 
Mr.President another Fish has entered the fart tub.

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Polychromos said:
She sometimes kind of acts with other people, like getting Vicky's shoes, but she does nothing out of her own volition. There is still time for her to do fun things once in a while as well, but right now she's no better than her.
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She flung herself at the mudslime when he went on his potted plant jihad last night. She went sliding across the carpet on her knees n shiz.
 
Robojeet proved something that I always knew deep down. The Jeets (from india) that I hate are always men (even though I love some tbh I am generally racist but people are people I don't have to explain I even like a few nignogs and Muslims), but I have a real soft spot for the Pajeetas. Almost all I know are incredibly sweet.
 
HE HAD DIARRHEA!!!

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Drake LEAVING

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Asscam


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