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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
You know Emma is the only one actually doing the challenge while not being retarded about it. And i respect it.

But for the love of god can the director cam stop cutting to her nontent ass doing nothing but seething over Bashir for the last 10 hours while the guys and the twins are actually doing shit downstairs. She somehow managed to suck in Vicky into her black hole of dullness
 
“How do you not fuck if you have Snapchat?Thats what Snapchat is for! What do you take photos of on Snapchat??”

Landon, exasperated: “…BULLSHIT!”
 
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Request: Any Bingo romans? I have seen Bongo throw atleast 10 but never seen Bingo do one
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The Jungle Room door opens, Emma, expecting the Battle of Little Big Horn immediately gets defensive, however it is just a drunken Landon wondering why they used all the trash bags



Little Chief Herpes Sore on the Trail of Beers. What could possibly go wrong?

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Day 5 recap:

Morning (12 AM to 12 PM):
  • Just after midnight, Jet announced that there will be changes to the paid clipping program to increase payouts. Idk man I don't do that, but if you are looking to make money off Fishtank I guess give that a listen.
  • Vicky and Emma managed to steal Bashir's plant out of the jacuzzi room around 2:30 AM, brought it up to Confessional, and destroyed it.
  • For some reason, Vicky decided to try and pour water on JD as he slept, but she was caught by Bashir and he nearly tackled her to the ground.
  • Vicky also deployed TACTICAL MILK on the dorms.
  • Around 10:30 AM, most of the fish woke up and got their jobs.
  • Head pissed into the jacuzzi toilet while brushing his teeth, did not flush or wash his hands, and left.
  • Head and Anisa both got the "BATHTUB STREAMER" job, and they had to film a two hour podcast in the jacuzzi together for a combined payment of $48. They do not know at this point who the other person with the job is.
Afternoon (12 PM to 6 PM):
Evening (6 PM to Midnight):
As usual, if I have missed anything, reply with what I should add/change. Bold is what was most important today.
 
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The Jungle Room door opens, Emma, expecting the Battle of Little Big Horn immediately gets defensive, however it is just a drunken Landon wondering why they used all the trash bags

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Little Chief Herpes Sore on the Trail of Beers. What could possibly go wrong?

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Emma is great. She's just sitting there barking at him. This genuinely made me laugh.

Anissa just stole all the bags and went into the girl's room and currently Emma is talking with a very terrified Landon who is experiencing his first femdom
 
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Anissa had stolen all of the bags before this Landon tried to get into the room and was met with hostility. Emma agreed to peace talks. Landon is scared out of his mind and was holding his hands up the whole time as they confronted him.

Femdom Emma laying down the law. Will give them 6 bags if they don't fw plants. Will destroy extra bags. Will leave laundry bags for everyone

Emma is kicking ass rn.

Edit: Bashir is there SEETHING about Emma having a mega W.
 
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Jet warns a re-streamer on YouTube that if they don't stop by tomorrow they will be sending a DMCA claim.


guess they went nuclear instead..
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FUCK Bashir went downstairs and told the boys Emma is fucking shit up and tearing up all bags (she's not). Emma retracted the deal.

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Bashir is still SEETHING calling them weird. They have Bashir repeat his words and go HAYAHOYAHAYA over him and lmfao.

Emma is no longer a nothingburger.
 
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