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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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The fish are now reading their poems. Best poem is $30 reward.

"There's no paper towels, and I can't find a rag,
But it'll never get old, calling JD a 'fag'"
- James Drake
 
else_letter said:
Jet warns a re-streamer on YouTube that if they don't stop by tomorrow they will be sending a DMCA claim.
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guess they went nuclear instead..
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Isn't Jet technically violating copyright by broadcasting that image on a For-Profit stream ?
I'm sure that wasn't a free photo. Typically the videos/photos on porn sites retain the copyrights- for self promotion.
 
Im done sperging about Sam, watch Snack pause continue its the best content hes putting out right now.

Is head a contestant or a freeloader? I thought he was a freeloader but hes on the contestant page and there isnt any indication hes different from the others. Come to think of it have they mentioned the grand prize at all? Is anybody winning any money at all?? Is this just autistic summer camp??
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Im done sperging about Sam, watch Snack pause continue its the best content hes putting out right now.

Is head a contestant or a freeloader? I thought he was a freeloader but hes on the contestant page and there isnt any indication hes different from the others. Come to think of it have they mentioned the grand prize at all? Is anybody winning any money at all?? Is this just autistic summer camp??
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the prize is 50k
 
Rolex said:
It was such an obvious bit, basically the same kind as the one he did after the final challenge in S1.
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It doesnt matter if it was a 'bit' or not.
It was a giant fun vacuum that killed the vibe of the fish and peoples interest of the show.
Sam isn't Andy Kaufman.
The 'bit' fucking sucked and everyone was worse off for it.
 
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Nottafed said:
It doesnt matter if it was a 'bit' or not.
It was a giant fun vacuum that killed the vibe of the fish and peoples interest of the show.
Sam isn't Andty Kaufman.
The 'bit' fucking sucked and everyone was worse off for it.
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Hey bro, wanna blow each other for a bit? I'm not gay or nothing. It's just something to get the boys laughing lmao. Haha, nothing funnier than just two dudes cumming in each other's mouths for the bit lol.
 
Rolex said:
(...) "Sam just seemed so checked out Season 4, he just fucked around on his laptop all day and it's like he wasn't even trying to be Goldstriker!!!" (..)

It was such an obvious bit (...)
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Yeah, I agree. It probably was. I was thinking that all along, in fact, trying to speculate where it'd go.

However, it wasn't a good bit. It was terrible and fucking boring.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
(...) which would have also lined up with sam always being on his laptop "trading" or something (...)
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On multiple occasions it was said what he was doing on the laptop. In the cell, he was working on gay t-shirt designs. Freddy and another fish (Dan?) was fanboying over it. And at some point, he was working on a website or something.

Whether it was a bit or not (I think it was), he was literally just sitting there working on other shit. Fun bit.
 
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The girls are having a meeting in Jungle Room. They have agreed there will be "NO DICKS" allowed in the room for the duration of the challenge (except production). They are extremely paranoid that any male fish is going to destroy or steal their bags.

Landon's job today specifically states he needs to clean the Jungle Room. They have decided they will block him from entering, regardless of his job. The girls aren't doing their jobs today and won't be paid, so they don't care if Landon also goes without pay.
 
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