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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Words can not describe how much I hate Vicky, but I'll be sad to see her go. If she gets kicked next, a lot of the show's drama would disappear. BPD riddled retards are good content, they create a lot of drama without even trying cause they are that socially stunted.

@sex haver also you are not allowed to have sex anymore
 
sex haver said:
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The girls are having a meeting in Jungle Room. They have agreed there will be "NO DICKS" allowed in the room for the duration of the challenge (except production). They are extremely paranoid that any male fish is going to destroy or steal their bags.

Landon's job today is specifically states he needs to clean the Jungle Room. They have decided they will block him from entering, regardless of his job. The girls aren't doing their jobs today and won't be paid, so they don't care if Landon also goes without pay.
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Imagine being this levels of paranoid over Landon of all people.
 
Rolex said:
Everyone who said "Sam just seemed so checked out Season 4, he just fucked around on his laptop all day and it's like he wasn't even trying to be Goldstriker!!!" were retarded. Like actual modern-Marvel-fan brainless window-licking spergs.
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Trish met up with Sam at the WP2 promo in California and she said Sam talked about how he was sick and tired of fishtank and its problems which was maybe a month before Season 4 launched.
 
sex haver said:
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The girls are having a meeting in Jungle Room. They have agreed there will be "NO DICKS" allowed in the room for the duration of the challenge (except production). They are extremely paranoid that any male fish is going to destroy or steal their bags.

Landon's job today specifically states he needs to clean the Jungle Room. They have decided they will block him from entering, regardless of his job. The girls aren't doing their jobs today and won't be paid, so they don't care if Landon also goes without pay.
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Emma nearly agreed to move the plants out of the room to let Landon clean. They overheard JD tell the boys "ok they're moving the plants" loudly and instantly went full paranoid and decided that was coded language to prepare the attack. Vicky then convinced Emma to not move the plants.

Emma is desperately trying to cope about how she's not actually fucking over Landon because he doesn't actually like cleaning and no one else is getting paid so why should he get paid.

I think Vicky is really twisting up Emma to agree with everything she thinks with female-coded non-confrontational therapy speak. Emma typically wants to make some amount of peace with the boys until Vicky spews more putrid nonsense from her pie hole.
 
They still wont let Landon clean... Foid soup shall commence
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Swamp_Donkey said:
Emma nearly agreed to move the plants out of the room to let Landon clean. They overheard JD tell the boys "ok they're moving the plants" loudly and instantly went full paranoid and decided that was coded language to prepare the attack. Vicky then convinced Emma to not move the plants.

Emma is desperately trying to cope about how she's not actually fucking over Landon because he doesn't actually like cleaning and no one else is getting paid so why should he get paid.

I think Vicky is really twisting up Emma to agree with everything she thinks with female-coded non-confrontational therapy speak. Emma typically wants to make some amount of peace with the boys until Vicky spews more putrid nonsense from her pie hole.
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Jet spoke with Emma in the confessional last night. It does seem like Emma is aware that Vicky is a horrid person and that she will be an easy target when shit goes down.
 
Nottafed said:
It doesnt matter if it was a 'bit' or not.
It was a giant fun vacuum that killed the vibe of the fish and peoples interest of the show.
Sam isn't Andy Kaufman.
The 'bit' fucking sucked and everyone was worse off for it.
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It also doesn't matter what it could have been. Hypotheticals aren't real. What it was was shit, and there was no payoff, so it sucked. I like Sam, and he was integral to a lot of great moments on the show, but he was obviously checked out in S4, he even told people privately before the season he didn't want to do FT anymore (which was not discussed until after the season ended so it wasn't a work), it's clear Sam was mentally done with FT long ago. When that happens it's time to move on.
 
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From the balcony, Emma tries to negotiate with Landon. She will try her best to clean the Jungle Room herself. In exchange so that he doesn't go hungry, she offers the rest of fruit and vegetable basket that was placed in the room this morning.

Landon asks for one hour to think it over before he agrees to it.
 
sex haver said:
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The girls are having a meeting in Jungle Room. They have agreed there will be "NO DICKS" allowed in the room for the duration of the challenge (except production). They are extremely paranoid that any male fish is going to destroy or steal their bags.

Landon's job today is specifically states he needs to clean the Jungle Room. They have decided they will block him from entering, regardless of his job. The girls aren't doing their jobs today and won't be paid, so they don't care if Landon also goes without pay.
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Getting highkey tired of this challenge. It's literally just the 3 girls vs Bashir, and he's lowkey retarded. The twins and all the other guys don't give a shit. Yet the nontent still revolves around the trash bags. Sometimes Head does something disgusting or the twins do something silly but that's about it
 
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The guys and girls have been split. Even Antara was kicked out of the dorms and must go to the Jungle Room.

Jet is explaining that they are going to have NEGOTIATIONS between the gender groups. Each group must elect a leader to negotiate.

The boys pick James Drake as their leader instantly.

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Ben is giving the same explanation to the girls.

Ben has chosen Vicky as the leader for the girls. Unsure why they didn't get to vote like the boys did.

Everyone will now go down to the bar where Vicky and James Drake will discuss how they can settle this rivalry.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
there are just so many moments this season that sam would have vibekilled. like all the stuff with bam and bashir would've just been replaced with sam like cynically shit-talking him and now we've got bam getting him to spill all his autistic beliefs and lore all over the place because he thinks bam thinks he's cool. maybe bam does even think he's cool. who knows, what matters is bam is getting him to be himself and provide organically autistic content and sam would have gone straight for the "nuke this faggot's ego" route just like he's done with other fish(Alex B, Cole, Jimmy)
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Yup, Sam would always go for an all-or-nothing long shot bit that would have a 10% chance of making memorable great comedy and 90% chance of falling flat on its face, with a 99% chance of killing whatever vibe or plans were already in place with everyone else. I don't think Bam is going to be doing anything really memorable, but he's keeping the show on the track while providing a steady stream of watchable moments as host.
 
sex haver said:
Ben has chosen Vicky as the leader for the girls. Unsure why they didn't get to vote like the boys did.
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Probably because they would have either voted for Emma, who is level headed, or Vicky would have just been "I'M DOING IT!" and do it without a vote. So might as well just cut out the fluff and pick the funnier option.
 
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Apparently they also did the same thing with the men after all, and despite choosing James Drake, Jet chose Bashir.

Bashir and Vicky will now discuss how to resolve the gender rivalry and get the girls out of their barricaded Jungle Room.

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Vicky explaining to the audience why they are doing the barricade. The challenge is to collect plant matter, and simply put, they know Bashir will fuck their shit up if he's allowed access, just like he did with the plants.

The boys speak up, and are told to shush by Jet. Only Bashir is allowed to speak.

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Bashir says he had a strategy the whole time, it wasn't just random. He also understands that the men obviously have a physical advantage over the women when it comes to destroying each other's stuff.

Bashir is now trying to advocate for Landon to let him do his job in the Jungle Room.
 
Swaggoat said:
Getting highkey tired of this challenge. It's literally just the 3 girls vs Bashir, and he's lowkey retarded. The twins and all the other guys don't give a shit. Yet the nontent still revolves around the trash bags. Sometimes Head does something disgusting or the twins do something silly but that's about it
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I dont think hes even that dumb, the problem is he thinks hes so much smarter than he actually is

Vicky is retarded but thinks she is a little mastermind. Go pour more drinks on people, thats her only fucking move
 
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