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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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Jet finally interfering and telling Head to make guys fuck shit up and move things from a standstill. There goes the "let's just see what happens, these guys have agency" talk from yesterday.
The men they casted are too retarded and low energy. And as nice and chad as Drake is. He is also just clueless and wants go at it alone to boot Vicky instead of actual competition.
They were too averse during the auditions about any guy seeming too smart or self-aware because "they cause trouble". So this ending up happening isn't a surprise.
 
Blitzsneed said:
Instead of doing this gayass shit, they should just remove the doors. Especially the Jungle Room one, since the doorknob still has a lock in it. You could hear Vicky locking it a while ago.
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Jet told them to keep it unlocked and not to do that, but a TTS played at the same time, so no one heard him, i dunno why they are letting them do lock the door, though seems unfair
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
Jet took Head into the market. He paid Head $7 in advance to convince the guys to be bold and convince them to attack in some way. Head said he was working on it but Jet told him to seriously try to convince someone to make a move on the plants asap.

Bam just stepped into the corridor to talk to the girls. The AEW wrestler that cut Heads cheek is going to make an appearance to fuck with Head. Bam told the girls to get away from him once they see the wrestler. The wrestler is going to "tar and feather" head by dumping some shit on him. They asked what he was going to pour on Head and Bam insisted he will be tar and feathered.

Will we see severe 3rd degree burns and the first fishtank death by boiling tar?
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Darby would probably want to do some dumb ass stunt too. He'll probably fall through glass or jump through a window or something. Dude just loves putting his body on the line.
 
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Head has been TARRED AND FEATHERED.

I am unsure what the liquid they dumped on him is, but it is extremely smelly to the point Head is heaving and about to puke. Everyone around started heaving as well shortly after.
 
Tarred AND feathered
Bam said the liquid is a stinky cheese or something? Lmao, SPA DAY RUINED
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OH NO HIS COPD IS KICKING IN

Holy shit Janitor Landon is PISSED
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GIVE THIS MAN SOME PROPER TOOLS
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Please please please please someone post video for those of us contributing to society.

I ❤️ you unemployed chads and Euros

Bam is such a good host. He knows so many weirdos and is ready.
 
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"Antara you gotta leave now, I'm ripping this shit up!"

Landon is MAD

Jet over intercom "The carpet has nothing to do with this, please don't rip it up."

Landon yells out the camera "Then give me the proper tools!"
 


Clip of Head being tarred and feathered

Landon is pretty mad about this
 
Landon is mad that he only has a broom to clean the astroturf. He doesn't know how to clean it and he's pissed he doesn't have the right tool to use. The broom just throws everything around.

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Seeing this shot...Nicholas Cage for the future Landon Biopic.
 
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