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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
joker jimmy said:
I want to elaborate on this because I’ve been thinking about it a bit.

Sam has cultivated a very particular image. He is a wignat very open about his views on Jews, gays, troons, etc. He’s said specifically to resist the corruption of modern Hollywood, avoid making degenerate or pozzed content and reach for some kind of ideal. You know, artist guy stuff. He wants to teach self-reliance and masculinity, encourage people to seek life offline.

But in Fishtank, arguably his most successful venture, he has created something that is the exact opposite of all of those things. There’s puking, gay black dudes masturbating, porn stars, multiple pedophiles, open paypigging, a community made up of exactly the kind of hyper online NEET that Sam apparently wants to rehabilitate, and I think it’s impossible that he doesn’t recognize that disconnect on some level. So every once in a while he has to go out of his way to show that he’s still the guy that made Jews Rock!, position himself as better than the freaks, and try to restore his image a little.

The best example of this is relentlessly bullying the S2 OnlyFans girl during Bitchtank. Poking her stomach, telling her no one wants to look at her. Even Ben seems nauseous. The fact is that his show is full of black faggots, promiscuous women, and chud NEETs, and it comes off as super disingenuous and sometimes even cruel when he acts like that’s not the case.
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Just throwing this back up in case some of you negraters want to send me official apologies. It’s not historical revisionism, the problems with Sam hosting the show were obvious for years.
 
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They're doing "cash me outside howbou dat?"

The outfit Head wore is rhe same as Kiki

They keep playing it up and calling JD white boy.
 
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Agares said:
Portesi cheese fries aren't sold anywhere outside of the rust belt. So I guess I'm stuck with Little Caesar's cheesy bread or Papa John's.
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Man cheese bread is literally everywhere.


etc. etc. etc. you get the point

edit: mfw dumb rated for helping someone find cheese bread.
 
 
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