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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
sex haver said:
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Bashir is suspicious. Once he noticed his STOX tanking, he waited a minute or two and totally randomly decided he wants to do a solo confessional and asked everyone else to leave.

He's now listing off songs he likes, apparently TTS asked him to do this previously.

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Despite the "non-automatic" TTS, a snitch TTS just made it through.

"You know, it sure is weird that many people were in this room together!"

Or something like that.
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I want to see this man chucked through a plate glass window.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
I might be alone in this but the 'social game' is my last favorite aspect of fishtank. It's always ended up protecting nontent and removing content.
There way jdrake got cagey when vicki was saying she didn't know if she could trust him makes me hopeful will get to hold on to Bashir and he'll be able to go after other contestants without with of gay politics after the fact but who knows 🤷🏼
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Nah that aspect of it has always been gay.
 
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That face when you make an Anissa "jew nose" joke.

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"Guys, GUYS!, It's easier to get laid when you're drunk, but it's harder to get a boner!"
 
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Swaggoat said:
Okay Bashir is just retarded get him out
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I retract what I said. Retard is not a word strong enough to describe this guy. TTS is straight up snitching big time now and he still thinks James is his friend.

This is either 4d acting dumb chess or he's straight up mentally disabled
 
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He will Jihad if they mess with his stuff, inshallah. In response to a TTS saying "Inshallah"
 
Bashir knows. He's gonna reconfirm with the guys Inshallah
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Landon is asked his type.

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Landon: I actually like redheads....WAIT FUCK...
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The girls love him.

Landon: "Emma doesn't have a big nose, Anisa does"
 
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Bashir was searching under all the beds for something before joining the bar.

He seems uneasy, just randomly wandering now.

Bashir is so up to something. He's randomly feeling around the edges of stuff and looking in random spots. He just went to get a water bottle behind the bar but was feeling along the cabinet doors while doing it.
 
Cuck_Dragon_avi said:
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Bashir was searching under all the beds for something before joining the bar.

He seems uneasy, just randomly wandering now.
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I believe he's checking if anything seems out of place and is generally suspicious but can't find a smoking gun.
Regarding Bashir in general, I don't think he's snaky in the usual sense but is quite literal so if someone breaks his interpretation of an agreement then he'll go full force on revenge. If he thinks that people have betrayed him, I can see him interpret any agreement as void and be willing to betray the boys for his own survival but he needs evidence before committing. Not to be confused with good/moral, he has his own code that lets him avoid remorse and isn't great at communicating it plainly.
 
Day 6 recap:

Morning (12 AM to 12 PM):
  • Around 12:30 AM, Jet took over the cams to ask YouTube re-streamers to stop, and that they will send DMCA claims. Shortly after, they overlay a porn star with exposed breasts on the stream for a short while, which will get anyone streaming to YT a strike on their channel.
  • Vicky and Emma are very paranoid about the challenge, and all night refuse to leave the Jungle Room where they are protecting their bags of plant matter. Bongo gets particularly upset by this because all the other fish are in the bar and she wants to talk with everyone, but they refuse to budge.
  • As typical for Fishtank, a pipe burst in the basement. They called in emergency plumbers to work on the issue, but running water was off for much of the day.
  • After being live on YouTube for around an hour, Jet comes on stream to announce that the YouTube streams are now over, effective immediately. Instead, they will stream on Kick. Jet said this is because of censorship on YouTube and no income, while Kick is less strict on content and offers payment for viewers.
Afternoon (12 PM to 6 PM):
Evening (6 PM to Midnight):
As usual, if anything is wrong or should be added, let me know!
 
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Cuck_Dragon_avi said:
Bashir was searching under all the beds for something before joining the bar.
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He's looking for Drake's bag, he was keeping it underneath the top bunk against the back wall, first bed Bashir checked. Idk where his bag is but drake said he moved it cause it was too big, it could be the bag next to the bed but I haven't been keeping track.
 
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