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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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BingBongDingDong said:
It happens EVERY season. Letting the fish choose who leaves is fucking stupid and always ends up cucking content every time. 5 seasons and they're still trying to figure this out
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What would you do instead? I think the challenge winner deciding who leaves is better than contestant voting or audience polls. And as some (Jet) have said leads to more social intrigue than straight challenges.
 
sex haver said:
Jet says this is part of the game. It sucks if a popular fish is eliminated early, but it can and will happen sometimes.
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BingBongDingDong said:
It happens EVERY season. Letting the fish choose who leaves is fucking stupid and always ends up cucking content every time. 5 seasons and they're still trying to figure this out
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The simplest solution early on would surely be to have it that only the two or three fish lowest on Stox by the time of the elimination are eligible to be chosen to be kicked off.
 
It’s funny seeing Head having a boomer crash out, granted I thought it would’ve happened sooner.
Edit: technically he’s Gen X, but it’s funnier to call him a boomer, especially if he crashes out harder because of it. He’s got the boomer mentality at least.
 
We already got 2 people going full Rachel mode and the elimination is literally in the evening. What a day this is going to be.
 
ITS FUNNY TILL IT AINT FUCKIN FUNNY ANY MORE

eta- uncs crashout is fucking hilarious. this is fucking great. also this was probably pre planned.
 
for a guy that always talked a big game about how tough he is and how much he is going to fuck with people, he sure is being a giant bitch over some silly plant matter getting dumped on him
 
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Head throwing an absolute fucking tantrum. Complains he can't get medical attention for his scrapes and that they "forced feathers down his throat" last night and nobody cared if he could breathe.

He shouts at the camera man and tells him to get out of dorms. TTS lights up with "ITS FUNNY TILL IT AINT FUCKIN FUNNY" and he fucking LOSES it. He AGREES. "IT'S FUNNY TILL IT AIN'T FUCKIN' FUNNY!"

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He tells Jet to stop throwing shit in his face. He's being "pushed to his limits". He says he will break out a window; Jet asks him "which window?"

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His voice is cracking and he's literally about to fucking cry because they are "fucking with his feelings".

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"I wanna hurt someone, probably you." - Head

"I bet you can't catch me." - Jet
 
ehhhhhyea theyre selling it too hard. this was too choreographed, moment gone. good effort tho head!

eta i think theyll do a freeloader switch! fingers crossed for jobe, pls be jobe.
 
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