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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Unwired Clutter said:
Bongo works at a doughnut shop and said sometimes she hopes an angry customer comes in to get her adrenaline going because she gets bored
Bingo's job is sleeping, keeping their mom company, and feeding their pet frog
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Didn't she work at a Hummus Express? She showed herself working there in the video she sent to Frank which cannot be too old because I think in it she mentioned that she and her sister are going to be in the next season.
 
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I absolutely hated Bashir at the start, but he’s really warmed up to me for some reason. I’ll be sad if he goes home.
 
I'd be happy if Bashir is eliminated and then they film him leaving and as soon as he walks out the door he is mauled by Bam's dogs
 
Florian said:
Didn't she work at a Hummus Express? She showed herself working there in the video she sent to Frank which cannot be too old because I think in it she mentioned that she and her sister are going to be in the next season.
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Like a lot of their interactions, the actual conversation was something like
Bongo: "nyehbwbwahwenhabwahoo"
JD: "Oh I used to work at a doughnut shop too"
bingo also technically said she feeds their "pets er frwohg and.. frmnuhhermuh nojustkidding"
 
It would suck if bashir got eliminated now, I legitamitely think that he's produced enough kino on the show
 
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Jet talking with Bashir for a pep talk.

Bashir says he is definitely concerned and recognizes that he is absolutely at risk of elimination. Everyone else wore black and he wore white. Even Bam and his wife arrived in black! Apparently in Islam it is typical to wrap the dead in a white shroud, so this seems symbolic to him.

Jet told him he has "10 minutes to make a play". Unsure what he is referencing, because the elimination isn't happening for several hours. "It isn't over until the bullet hits you."

Edit: Apparently Jet has mentioned previously that at 2:30 the bags will be sealed so there is one last chance to make a grab for plant matter.
 
I see potential trouble brewing for the boys.

They still haven't combined their bags yet, jet said there were about ten minutes left. Previously they said there were no more plant moves after 2:30 deadline.

It would be very on brand for the wiggers to strictly adhere to rules they made up and disallow the boys from combining bags after 2:30. Jet likes to larp as a faggot gmod admin that enforces rules just to enforce them.
 
Head being so damn whiny now. "The camera man kicked me! Is that allowed mullet man?"

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Ben trying to give a pep talk against the gen z kids.
 
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