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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Does this house not have a laundry room?


Though I guess it could be in the basement where production is so the fish wouldn't have access to it.
 
Jet: all the alcohol we've given you up to this point was fake to get you accustomed to the taste to wheat

Bongo: really?!?!
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:story:
 
"we gave bashir nothing... because... well we dont have to."
lol
DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT INCOMING

Anissa starts the challenge by shotgunning a beer.
based tbh
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The DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT CHALLENGE has begun.

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Everything they have drank up until now has been "practice alcohol". Tonight is the REAL THING.

"How much money did Bashir leave the house with? Zero dollars." - Jet

Tonight, there is a chance to win REAL money, a THOUSAND DOLLARS. $1000 USD. Not able to be stolen or destroyed, it will be kept out-of-game and given whenever the winner of this challenge leaves.

The objective is simple. "You just have to be a drunk piece of shit." Worst drunk wins. Vague as usual for the challenge.

Challenge ends when it is "clear the wheels have fallen off of this thing".

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Right off the bat Anisa shotguns a beer and sprays most of the other fish!
 
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Anissa broke a hole into her beer with her nose and had to shotgun it
 
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The DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT CHALLENGE has begun.

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Everything they have drank up until now has been "practice alcohol". Tonight is the REAL THING.

"How much money did Bashir leave the house with? Zero dollars." - Jet

Tonight, there is a chance to win REAL money, a THOUSAND DOLLARS. $1000 USD. Not able to be stolen or destroyed, it will be kept out-of-game and given whenever the winner of this challenge leaves.

The objective is simple. "You just have to be a drunk piece of shit." Worst drunk wins. Vague as usual for the challenge.

Challenge ends when it is "clear the wheels have fallen off of this thing".

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Right off the bat Anisa shotguns a beer and sprays most of the other fish!
Surely this can't go wrong...
 
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The DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT CHALLENGE has begun.

View attachment 8735277View attachment 8735279View attachment 8735282

Everything they have drank up until now has been "practice alcohol". Tonight is the REAL THING.

"How much money did Bashir leave the house with? Zero dollars." - Jet

Tonight, there is a chance to win REAL money, a THOUSAND DOLLARS. $1000 USD. Not able to be stolen or destroyed, it will be kept out-of-game and given whenever the winner of this challenge leaves.

The objective is simple. "You just have to be a drunk piece of shit." Worst drunk wins. Vague as usual for the challenge.

Challenge ends when it is "clear the wheels have fallen off of this thing".

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Right off the bat Anisa shotguns a beer and sprays most of the other fish!


They should bust out a bunch of bacon and pork chops during this, too.
 
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