🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Twins try and predict whats going to happen tonight
chrome_TIzsDzNQke.png

Landon breaks in and asks if they are talking shit about him
chrome_Nl7dzsnpDG.png

Pure cinema
chrome_svWTPf7D29.png
 
Vicki really was Rachel 2.0....

Bye, bitch. Seeing her leave after trying and failing to gaslight about the period pad in JD's luggage was so satisfying.
 
If they really bring Bashir back, I hope they spawn him in silence just behind Emma like a jihadi ghost with a scimitar
 
1774148110726.png

Anissa telling a story about doing irish car bombs on her job and crashing in to a semi. And her husband says "You're going to fucking jail tonight."

Uhhhh

Landon: "That's admirable."
 
This actually explains quite a lot about those two...
Part of why he hates his sibling on top of the general everything else about them is that due to the comic/game logic shit he's like on an existence timeshare with her before he kills her where like they go on a bed and then the other one vwoops into reality while they go to the dream dimension thing which is like part of some other alien universe thing. It's complicated nonsense logic. Just be aware the way it works is like one of them is supposed to agree to die and let the other one live eventually and he's like "fuck that I'm killing you"

I wonder which twin would survive that kinda situation if it was bingo and bongo
 
View attachment 8736836

Anissa telling a story about doing irish car bombs on her job and crashing in to a semi. And her husband says "You're going to fucking jail tonight."

Uhhhh

Full story: she was totally fucked up and ruined her truck and it was covid and the cops were coming so she was putting pennies in her mouth and drinking topo chico and put on a mask and managed to tell the cops "uhm I'm sorry i don't feel comfortable since you don't have your mask :///" and the cops didn't test her.

She got lucky and felt horrible.
 
Day 7 recap:

Early morning (12 AM to 12 PM):
Afternoon (12 PM to 6 PM):
Evening (6 PM to Midnight):
Goin' to bed shortly, somewhat early because only 11 PM. As usual, if I have missed (or in the future miss) anything, reply or DM me and I'll add it.

Edit: Couldn't sleep, got back up, and Bashir was re-added to the tank apparently lol.
 
Last edited:
I said this in sneedchat but feel the need to record it for posterity:

If Bashir doesn't get eliminated this week or otherwise earlyish in the season I can see him getting defiant later like Jon.
To amend this:

If Bashir were to come back, I think he would now avoid this fate.
 
Back
Top Bottom