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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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>-Ack! said:
landon is a goldmine of gold quotes
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Tonight's best quotes. Tell me your faves and I'll add them.

LANDON! GET THE PISS!
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FUCK THE KITCHEN!
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POACHING IS FUCKING GAY!!!
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POACHING IS GAY!
[to jet] SAY POACHING IS GAY. SAY IT INTO THE CAMERA!!!!
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YOU CAN'T CAGE THE TIGER!!!
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LEARN YOUR FUCKING PLACE!!!!
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YOU FUCKING UNIBROW!
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You need to contribute your piss. I can't do it by myself.
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I'm the janitor around here! I'm the tiger!
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Time is the ultimate magician.
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Meiwaku said:
Tonight's best quotes. Tell me your faves.
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I have a running list lol

"I'm not eating floor food for these monkeys!"
"I'm not a scum!"
"They're gonna fuckin FINE ME like a buncha IDIOTS."

A few others I wrote down from the past few days:

"It's only logical to do what we're doing." - Vicky to the camera, in a room with jungle decor full of trash bags and debris, nursing a beer and guarding the door.

"He's a terrorist and he did the twin towers." - Bingo about Bashir

"JD's an Idiot. Don't worry about idiots."
"I'm really vigilant, I clock everybody."
"I went to Alaska to kill myself."
- James Drake

TBH I'm in search of a new custom title, during S3 it was "Gay male dating show for queer gay men" - Burt
 
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(About JD) I hate that fucking faggot. He has a good job and comes from a good family and pays someone's gambling debts. Fucking stupid. He told me his dad pays for his sister's town houses!
 
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Head is getting numbers to stay in touch. Old man ❤️

Lore: JD- my mom made me try to do child acting as a kid.

Head was a stand in for Bruce Willis in the movie Glass? He said he got a rabbit fucking his head too on Americas Funniest Home Videos.

He was close with a biker gang too?
 
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