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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Bashir bros, we're back.

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At first I thought it was Jeptune's doing - but this may actually be divine intervention.

As soon as Bashir arrives, one of the cows on the Fishtank.rip restream has begun to give birth.

...Will it be the propheted Red Heifer?

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I didn't cap it. Bashir wanted to throw the stump off the balcony but couldn't. He instead had Landon jump over it playing donkey kong. My screencap didn't work.
 
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Maybe.

I also noticed she only started wearing makeup after the guy that probably disapproves of makeup left. And that the first thing he mentioned to her upon returning was asking if she was wearing eyeliner and make up. Curious.

Bashir mentioned Landons fly being unzipped and he explained "fuck off, I'm waiting till I need to piss!"
 
Bashir: you should probably zip up your fly
Landon: FUCK OFF! I'm waiting until I'm ready to piss

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God it is such amazing accidental storytelling that Vicky leaves and Bashir comes back while Landon is on a complete drunken rampage. You think Emma would have a giant target but Landon is in the bar screaming about how mad he is that producers brought Bashir back and he's screaming about him as loud as he can right in front of him
 
Head is leaving because Anissa talked about dumping the piss bucket on people. Head is saying he could get a disease because of the cut on his head. He says that's it, but dude's been whining and wanting to go for at least a day.
 
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