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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Is this Vicky’s account?
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Do you honestly believe she's able to have pills laying around for over 5 years more than 5 minutes?
 
Day 8 recap. Today was a "vibe repair" day and not a whole lot of anything meaningful happened after the Drunk POS challenge ended.
Edit: Added Bashir's gay attempt at getting a special kick from the show.
 
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Chat is sneeding. Wiggers don't give a fuck.

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"Ghost Politics" gives fortunes to The Twins. This makes Landon rage :story:

Bashir gives a Tiger's eye bracelet to Landon. I couldn't hear all of it.
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"Ghost Politics" keeps sending TTS to fuck with Landon.

JD has a girlfriend allegedly who he "couldn't talk about" which makes it more 🤔 why he had a condom.
 
I haven't watched the tank since this morning and Landon is sitting in the exact same spot. It's alright king tiger, I've had a hangover before too :)
 
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Some unreal applications here.
The people that actually want to be on the show are a special breed. Somehow every single one is a dysgenic mess
if their excuse is that they paid for this then they are doubly retarded for paying
You couldve just saved yourself some time and only posted this. If there was a chart of money spent on fishtank v. how stupid you are it would be a linear line that just increases.
 
LMFAO HE IS PEP TALKING BASHIR AND FORGOT TO CHAT GPT IT so he prompted it in the dorm making Bashir keep the door closed under the pretense he forgot his vape.

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He gives his chat gpt peptalk.

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Probably an unpopular opinion but I'm gonna be a bit annoyed if the twins win. I don't hate them but I get Josie plot armor from them no thanks to the retards that have a parasocial relationship with the two. Also JD is a faggot.
 
Probably an unpopular opinion but I'm gonna be a bit annoyed if the twins win. I don't hate them but I get Josie plot armor from them no thanks to the retards that have a parasocial relationship with the two. Also JD is a faggot.
I agree UNLESS the twins step up their game and really start participating and competing, in which case I'm okay if they win. As long as they don't just coast the whole season and actually put effort into it I'm cool with them winning. Bingo's rage today to get into the computer room was good
 
Total Bashir Love today. Another Chat GPT peptalk.

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He's getting a lot of TTS. He got a letter from someone named "Daniels" who he is star struck by? Youtuber I think?


He got his feelings hurt by Drake's show last night.

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"Someone who I look up to...he thought it wasn't the best choice (for Bashir to come back)."

He got a letter from "Mutant Letty" and asks for a real one from Letty.Screenshot_20260322_215631_Brave.jpg

He said he might do something after the show for streaming but is unsure.

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Who is Tobuscus? He wants something from him. (A YouTuber)

He's getting non-stop love.
 
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Probably an unpopular opinion but I'm gonna be a bit annoyed if the twins win. I don't hate them but I get Josie plot armor from them no thanks to the retards that have a parasocial relationship with the two. Also JD is a faggot.
Fishtank is 4/4 on the winner being an autist (counting S4 since they all won and Arye was still in). It will be the twins or Landon, it is inevitable.
 
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