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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
TTS is keeping them up all night with screaming chats. Did production not shut it off? Do they usually do this?
 
Meiwaku said:
TTS is keeping them up all night with screaming chats. Did production not shut it off? Do they usually do this?
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Unwired Clutter said:
I think there was a wiggernote saying they weren't shutting it off just for tonight. I assume it'll become a pattern later on to keep them awake
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Replacing the east wing carpet and the game room door/frame won't be cheap 💰.
 
Bashir's lineage:

(To preface, this isn't 100% verified, but it seems far more likely than not. I do not have a picture of him with his family.)

Also, apologies if some of the formatting is fucked up, this is my first post here.

As everyone here has probably already seen, Bashir's full name was found here as a recipient of the Fulbright grant. Muhammad Bashir Imady

Just doing a Google search of his name, I found who I now believe to be his grandfather. Muhammad al-Imadi was a prominent Syrian economist who at one point was the Minister of Economy for Syria.

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Looking at his wikipedia page I found that Muhammad al-Imadi has a son named Omar Imady. Here's his personal website. Omar Imady is a Syrian/American academic who has produced quite a few works regarding Arab excellence or whatever.

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Omar Imady's wife is named Dr. Tamara Gray, a Minnesota born Muslim convert who married Omar and moved to Damascus, Syria with him. Here's her personal website. If you recall, Bashir talked on the show about his mother being a Minnesota native, and moved back to Minnesota from Damascus at the age of 12 because of this.
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I also found an article written by Muhammad al-Imadi's wife, linked here. If I'm right, this would be Bashir's grandmother. At the end of the article, she adds a photo of "Muhammad Bashir al-Imady, son of Omar Imady". Sadly, the image is a dead link and the flickr account that posted it either cleared its profile or doesn't exist anymore.

In reading some of Omar Imady's works, i found this piece titled Divine Pronouns: Unlocking the Definitive Quran: Part 1: Principles (this is a download link, sorry). On page two he talks about studying under "Sheikh Muhammad Bashir al-Bani, a distinguished Syrian Muslim scholar, judge, and Islamic Studies professor." This would likely be why he named his son Muhammad Bashir.

If this is all true, I think its safe to say that we can probably put the LARP argument to rest. Maybe he fell out of religion and is actually LARPing, but in either scenario he 100% grew up Muslim and knows his shit.
 
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I got distracted, but I'm pretty sure wiggers sent a message saying they are intentionally leaving tts on all night to stop the fishes from sleeping
They sent another message saying they'd limit it to the closet and jacuzzi but it hasn't happened yet. I'm afraid the dorm fishes will bother the autists because they can't stand being kept awake
 
Brutality said:
Burt is apparently going to be back as a freeloader at some point this season
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Every time I see him say this I hope it's just a wigger bit to troll him, his whole gimmick will be tired in under a day since Drake is confident enough to tell him to fuck off.
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Nico, the fishtank clipper and thorn in the wigger's side is currently (still) talking to Charity in a voice call conducting an interview.
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In their defense, I wouldn't pay some flip who quit early and accused the staff of drugging her either. Really good chance she broke the contract a few ways there.
 
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Chuck Shiesty said:
Every time I see him say this I hope it's just a wigger bit to troll him, his whole gimmick will be tired in under a day since Drake is confident enough to tell him to fuck off.

In their defense, I wouldn't pay some flip who quit early and accused the staff of drugging her either. Really good chance she broke the contract a few ways there.
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You think James telling Burt to fuck off is going to stop him?
 
MaduroHunter said:
You think James telling Burt to fuck off is going to stop him?
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I think it'll make the bit old faster, and I think most people will be checked out of the novelty pretty quick. The reason it was funny in S3 was Frank just gaslighting the shit out of him for an entire week.

He'll then just go through his usual cycle of platforming weens/Marky posters and crying the wiggers underpaid him, it's honestly a headache for them I'm surprised if they're actually considering it and not just fucking with him. They should have learned from Jon not to keep bringing back the spiteful retard.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
Well James has real muscles and Burt has fake muscle implants.
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I don't think he even has them anymore, he took them out in his 'anti-gooning' stint that lasted a week.
Kong Strong said:
JD isn't :)
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Probably true, I don't think it really changes the tempo on any of the harassment JD gets though. If anything it gives him more outs for redemption by being physical on Burt. JD's a fan and knows Burt can't actually fight.
 
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