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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Ancient Pioneer said:
She definitely is not. Weight gain and loss is pure mathematics and she would need a caloric deficit of 3500 a day. Thats basically olympic level athlete level of exercise on top of a normal diet.
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How much is she eating, though? I'm not saying one pound a day is accurate but from the footage I've seen she doesn't appear to be eating a normal diet.
 
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JD outright tells Jet that he stole honey during the Twin's shift as early Market. Jet says to call the Twins back, they lose their pay.

The twins are brought back, and Jet asks them if anyone stole anything. They accuse Anisa. Jet says nope, wrong, you lose your pay, give it back.

"Then who was it?" - Twins
"JD." - Jet

JD did end up giving them some of his pay as HALL MONITOR.
 
sex haver said:
JD outright tells Jet that he stole honey during the Twin's shift as early Market. Jet says to call the Twins back, they lose their pay.
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He's insanely fortunate popularity apparently has very little to do with this season, this guy will do everything possible to be unlikable.
 
Gaydee stole from the store and snitched on everyone including himself so that Jet would take back part of Bingo & Bongo's pay.
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sex haver said:
Thanks everyone! You have NOW PAID YOUR RENT. All money confiscated!
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That's such a dick move considering they have to buy everything beyond 1 meal, including toilet paper.

But in terms of increasing the pressure on the fish it's pretty great. :story:
 
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Poker chips are out so of course the first game they're playing is blackjack. JD is the dealer. JD actually had to explain blackjack to someone(s), I think the twins?

This reminded me of something I was thinking about a while ago, millennials and younger don't really know many card games that aren't related to gambling (poker, blackjack etc) or the real kiddie games like Go Fish. I don't know anyone under 40 who plays hearts, gin rummy, bridge, etc. I feel like it's becoming a lost art. I grew up playing gin rummy with my family but I have never met anyone my age or younger who knows how to play the game. Most haven't even heard of it.

Hopefully Bashir can educate all of these sinners and let them know gambling is haram. :)

Bashir has shades on so nobody can see his poker face...for blackjack. He calls this "non-alcoholic gambling" in response to TTS calling him out for gambling, since it's chips and not money it doesn't count according to him.
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S.C.U.D. said:
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Poker chips are out so of course the first game they're playing is blackjack. JD is the dealer.

This reminded me of something I was thinking about a while ago, millennials and younger don't really know many card games that aren't related to gambling (poker, blackjack etc) or the real kiddie games like Go Fish. I don't know anyone under 40 who plays hearts, gin rummy, bridge, etc. I feel like it's becoming a lost art. I grew up playing gin rummy with my family but I have never met anyone my age or younger who knows how to play the game. Most haven't even heard of it.

Hopefully Bashir can educate all of these sinners and let them know gambling is haram. :)
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Something tells me this isnt his first time...
 
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JD giving one practice round to teach everyone Blackjack. Landon was told he is in charge of the card game set, but he doesn't know any card games so JD took over.

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They are now playing for "real". Nobody is betting any actual money, but they are now actually betting with their meaningless chips.

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Jet and Ben arrive. They provide Landon with a new set of clothes. Landon states he is "not good at tying shoes". Jet tells him just ask and they will tie them for him.

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Every 12 hours, Chat will choose an AMPUTEE. They get their hand ziptied to a belt loop behind their back. Each user gets ONE VOTE, no paypigs choosing the results.

The same person CAN be picked back to back. All fish are eligible for amputation for the 12 hour period.

This also includes during the TYPING CHALLENGE on Wednesday. SOMEONE will go into the typing challenge with one hand.

In 10 minutes, the first actual poll happens. Get ready! Make your case to chat!
 
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Rango Dango said:
the winner gets the bullet again
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This means that we could lose the Twins... This would be absolutely horrible for the Wiggers.
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Okay mega W. Good energy. Wtf I love Bashir now.
Ancient Pioneer said:
She definitely is not. Weight gain and loss is pure mathematics and she would need a caloric deficit of 3500 a day. Thats basically olympic level athlete level of exercise on top of a normal diet.
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She doesn't eat that much and she paces in circles all day. She already burns fat a lot faster than other contestants. Some people just lose weight more easily than others. She's not eating normally either. Some people eat less when they are stressed too Just like some other people eat more.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
He worships the words of a 40 year old Jeet tied into NFTs and crypto casinos, he absolutely doesn't give a fuck.
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Crypto "trading" is very popular among Muslims because it's technically not gambling, it's "investing" so it's not haram. Even though it's obviously gambling, it's a loophole to them. Very Jewish.
 
sex haver said:
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JD giving one practice round to teach everyone Blackjack. Landon was told he is in charge of the card game set, but he doesn't know any card games so JD took over.

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They are now playing for "real". Nobody is betting any actual money, but they are now actually betting with their meaningless chips.

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Jet and Ben arrive. They provide Landon with a new set of clothes. Landon states he is "not good at tying shoes". Jet tells him just ask and they will tie them for him.

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Every 12 hours, Chat will choose an AMPUTEE. They get their hand ziptied to a belt loop behind their back. Each user gets ONE VOTE, no paypigs choosing the results.

The same person CAN be picked back to back. All fish are eligible for amputation for the 12 hour period.

This also includes during the TYPING CHALLENGE on Wednesday. SOMEONE will go into the typing challenge with one hand.

In 10 minutes, the first actual poll happens. Get ready! Make your case to chat!
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Ben looks like gay porn parody Peter Griffen
 
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