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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
S.C.U.D. said:
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Poker chips are out so of course the first game they're playing is blackjack. JD is the dealer. JD actually had to explain blackjack to someone(s), I think the twins?

This reminded me of something I was thinking about a while ago, millennials and younger don't really know many card games that aren't related to gambling (poker, blackjack etc) or the real kiddie games like Go Fish. I don't know anyone under 40 who plays hearts, gin rummy, bridge, etc. I feel like it's becoming a lost art. I grew up playing gin rummy with my family but I have never met anyone my age or younger who knows how to play the game. Most haven't even heard of it.

Hopefully Bashir can educate all of these sinners and let them know gambling is haram. :)

Bashir has shades on so nobody can see his poker face...for blackjack. He calls this "non-alcoholic gambling" in response to TTS calling him out for gambling, since it's chips and not money it doesn't count according to him.
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Literally black people. Black people and far northern white people love card games
 
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They just wigger'd my boy Landon. Major league swagout.
 
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WIGGER LANDON has entered the tank.

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Landon can't tie shoes. Ben had to do it for him. Landon complained about not being given "slip ons".

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First AMPUTATION poll is up. Whoever "wins" loses an arm for 12 hours. Immediately shot to heavy majority JD.

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JD has had his right arm AMPUTATED for the next 12 hours.
 
Cuck_Dragon_avi said:
Missed opportunity not making Bashir the amputee. He's going to so bitch when trying to pray.
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Bashir already "lost a hand" on Day 3 for stealing (wrapped his left hand in tape until bed). Bashir immediately told them that he's fine with it, but he will unbind his hand for prayer (and then rebind it). Jet agreed, no questions. If he gets picked, they'll let him do it.
 
sex haver said:
Bashir already "lost a hand" on Day 3 for stealing (wrapped his left hand in tape until bed). Bashir immediately told them that he's fine with it, but he will unbind his hand for prayer (and then rebind it). Jet agreed, no questions. If he gets picked, they'll let him do it.
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Actually completely forgot about that. Damn. Jet's a bitch.
 
A pic I found on xitter, not sure if it was posted already.
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"Giant keyboard ships tuesday" on the whiteboard, may be real and related to the typing challenge or just a psyop by wiggers, will be pretty funny if it's real though.
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
"Giant keyboard ships tuesday"
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Good find, is this from Bams wife again? She went live from the basement during S4 and leaked a few things that where coming up before.
Elimination is Wednesday so it makes sense they are only getting a pivotal part of the elimination a day before it.
Meiwaku said:
Bongo also hit on 20 and was fine LMFAO.
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ITS WORKING
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