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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
This talk of Dads XYZ makes me wonder, would it be too weird to do a family LARP tank day?
James Drake = Dad
Anisa = Mom
Bashir = College aged son who took up Islam to "find himself"
Landon = Rebellious teenage son into wigger culture
Emma = Moody teenage daughter who cries a lot
BingBong = Special needs daughters
JD = Gay uncle

They could do family activities as jobs for the day with James Drake going to work at the office, Anisa cooking for the family, kids going to school etc.
This sounds like one of Jet's thinly disguised fetish challenges.
 
Bashir and the lads are in the tub. Killer shots here.

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Landon drunk in a tub learning how to tie shoes.

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This talk of Dads XYZ makes me wonder, would it be too weird to do a family LARP tank day?
James Drake = Dad
Anisa = Mom
Bashir = College aged son who took up Islam to "find himself"
Landon = Rebellious teenage son into wigger culture
Emma = Moody teenage daughter who cries a lot
BingBong = Special needs daughters
JD = Gay uncle

They could do family activities as jobs for the day with James Drake going to work at the office, Anisa cooking for the family, kids going to school etc.
Antara = Doing the needful
Vicky = Drunk aunt
Head = Dirty unc

Emma strikes me as one of those "I like art" type hoes
 
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Emma: if (boyfriend) downloaded Grinder it should be something that should be left in the dark. I wouldn't want to know.


LMFAO
 
Emma's Boyfriend's (Fake?) Suicide Letter

Preface: she had gotten a letter a few minuets ago saying basically a proposal from her boyfriend. It was basically on wanting to be with her forever etc. it was mega cute but TTS cut in with vomiting sounds.

JD skipped word search and Sudoku and got 25/25.
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Tubchat is listening to TTS telling them to kill JD
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Also, Emma is winning at Halo currently

TTS: do you want the Twins out?
Everyone: NO

Anisa was freaked out by the Twins at first, Bashir for the first 3 hours but they grew on them.


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King Wigger cut to speaking:
There's a love letter that Emma is going to refuse to read on camera. It's saying come home without saying "come home."


It starts with:

"Dear Emma
Please try to avoid reading this on camera."

LMFAO

"I'm sorry that happened I know it was really uncomfortable from you but it was doubly uncomfortable for me. I just got out of the psych ward I'm trying to hold it together. I made a mistake by reaching out. I'm going to stop watching. I should have known this would happen."

Jet says (no you won't stop watching). It's cut immediately to her reading in the confessional.

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Letter dubbed by Jet:


She won't read it. She goes to game room.

Update: Twins want to help.
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She read it on cam. The Twins said it was fake and gay because she said his username outloud before.
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She got raped with TTS being awful but everyone is there for her. She got a bunch of roses and stuff and the tank is helping her feel better.
 
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Tea alert - Jet is saying Emma's boyfriend is demanding she come home through Love Letters. The letter is begging her not to read it live, so Jet is reading it. He says he just got out of the psych ward.
 
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