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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Meiwaku said:
Today was respectively eventful even if nothing else happens. Ngl, JD (and the girls) are pretty strong for putting up with being shit on non-stop for 10 days. That's hard on anyone. At least the others get nice messages between being shit on.

The no sleep is cracking them even more. I would personally pick to all sleep in separate rooms so TTS cannot just do one dorm attack. I'd avoid sleeping in the same room as JD if I wanted rest and try to sleep in the same place as the Twins since they are fucked with the least. I know Bashir bitched about TTS being left on all night.

I cannot believe nobody has figured this strategy out. I think even JD would be left alone if it meant disturbing the Twins.
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I think the drinking every night plus lack of sleep just results in not fun lethargic stressed out fish, they have done this for a few seasons now where they give them a rest day and on that rest day they keep them up all night with TTS or do something else to keep them awake so the day of nontent was useless for recovery. I get doing it sometimes but when it is three days of poor sleep in a row after a night of binge drinking it just burns people out.
 
JD offers amnesty for luggage. Nothing happens. I wasn't around to know who did it.
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Bam says they're going through every era of Elvis.

Brown Elvis comes on. The audio is so bad I'm turning it off.
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Brutality said:
I've been out for pretty much the whole day but tbh it's about time they got rid of the game room, it was a mostly nontent room save for when the boys were playing irl tower defense against the girls.
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I think some occasional Halo was comfy. More than that though, I thought enslave.me was pretty funny and had a lot of potential for future funny/retarded tasks.
 
They're doing a bit


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Anissa: I can't dance JD, I'm square
Drake: Let me turn you into a circle.

:story:
 
Okay this elvis impersonator is actually pretty decent. I think? The audio is echoing quite a bit, so it's hard to be overly critical.
 
James Drake looks the most like a greaser.
Bashir looks cool in a Willie Nelson kind of way.

JD still looks like a fag in a leather jacket. He’s hopeless.
 
Landon x Emma bit

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LanLORD gets his waitress and gives her a dance. +Aura.

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The content tonight reminded me of what types of content there can be: kino and chemo, with two different modifiers: Neptunian and Goranian. I have created a simple Punnett square that you can fill in with scenes from FT history that fit these 4 possibilities: Neptunian kino, Neptunian chemo, Goranian kino, and Goranian chemo. Any seasoned FT fan will know exactly what these mean so I don't need to explain.
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Please note this does not include nontent, nontent occupies its own black hole.
 
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