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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Anissa really won me over yesterday/this morning. Was enjoying my coffee silently rooting for her when she left. Goddammit bitch.
 
Seems like Anissa walked at roughly 10 hours and 45 minutes. I didn't catch it but she's out. Now it's just Landon, Bashir, and the twins. I don't think the twins will last much longer. Jet mentioned you have to be at least halfway out for it to count, so if bingo (or whichever one it is) continues to mope about and leaves, bongo will also be eliminated since they're both one contestant together. It's gonna come down to Bashir and Landon.

Bashir just missed the chance to trick both the twins into leaving. He woke them up to tell them anissa left and they said 'so are we going now?' and he said nothing except that he really needs the immunity.

Bonus edit: Twins are OUT too. Bashir told them to leave and they did
 
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Bashir the Snake is actually earning himself the immunity.
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Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
WTF Bashir has a bottle of water and is washing his feet with his socks still on.
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They have rules about this. In fact, they have rules about if your then supposed to then remove your socks or just clean them too. (IIRC, not if the socks are made of leather)

In the first day or two there were some chats asking/grilling him about the rules for such a practice.

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ETA: what an autistic chattle religion.
 
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Bashir just casually talked Landon into leaving. He then woke the twins up and asked them nicely to leave, which they did almost immediately. After a short talk, Landon then left the cell. Cell officially over at 11 hours, 2 minutes and 1 second.

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Bashir Boys be winnin'! Is it just me, or is Allah looking kinda goated right now? Certified Islamic Content-post.
 
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I think Beth is kinda fucked. Her biggest asset is that she's a decently attractive whore, and her best move would be flirting with Landon to attach herself to him, especially since he's super popular. However, Anus is a veteran whore who probably knows every trick Beth could use, and she's already attached to Landon herself.

It was interesting to see her enter the ecosystem because the other Fish's relationships really shown through. They are a little family who all like each other to varying degrees, and Beth clearly does not fit in with them as of now. But we'll have to see how James's play to seemingly align with her plays out.
 
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Her biggest asset is that she's a decently attractive whore, and her best move would be flirting with Landon to attach herself to him
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onlyfans whores have a huge ego. traditional whores have no ego. beth thinks she's above talking to landon, and talked to JD because they're both reddit-tier individuals, and JD is putting forward that he is "off-market" and therefore won't hit on her by having a gf.

this is why I 100% support the "no e-whores" rule they once supposedly had. it's not content.
 
Bashir wins the cell at the 11th hour
2nd place: Landon
3rd place: Twins
4th place: Anissa







 
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Kitty Cat Man said:
he needs it least. he can win the keyboard contest. landon and twins actually need the immunity because they're weak, small, and clumsy.
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Look, I like Landon too but Coddletank is tiresome. I do believe that everyone wants Bashir to go. They don't seem like they're aiming for the fan favorites, otherwise they would've gone for the twins the first time around. Bashir really did need this, JD is likely winning the typing challenge.

I somehow doubt that they'll actually handcuff JD for that.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
onlyfans whores have a huge ego. traditional whores have no ego. beth thinks she's above talking to landon, and talked to JD because they're both reddit-tier individuals, and JD is putting forward that he is "off-market" and therefore won't hit on her by having a gf.

this is why I 100% support the "no e-whores" rule they once supposedly had. it's not content.
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Contestants with egos are the best content imo. When people with egos crack or their ego is hurt they flip the fuck out.
 
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