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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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"I promise to drink lightly every night" (5th drink)
 
JD and Drake are lamenting the loss of their xbox and discussed some show meta.
Drake: "I come from a TV background, I get it, I get all of this stuff" and a DUI background
While he seemed to be out of the loop at first, he says he's getting it more and more as the days pass. Dragon kino incoming!

Drake: "She's not my type."
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WelfareNiggerQueen said:
Don't know about Emma. I keep forgetting that she exists.
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She's done nothing but stay in the dorm on her bed.
 
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Bongo was sat drinking at the bar and a tts mentioned Frank and she turned around and grinned at the camera and paced over to Bingo
"They mentioned Frank"
Bingo's been waiting for Bongo to get her a water for a while
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Bongo's hammered and tts asked her to explain what she thought about today and she said she'd look at PTZ and explain (she guessed where PTZ was pointed so was out of frame) and just said she had a LOT of thoughts in her head. Landon found dog food on the bar, Bongo said it was hers and it was "to feed the bitch" and she pointed at Bashir LMAO
Bingo reminded her once again she still hasn't gotten her water
 
SneakEnergy said:
Ben seems pissed off lol
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Jet and him seemed pretty serious about stopping them from pouring so much water on the floor. They said the servers are directly beneath the kitchen, but I think in general they are scared of repair costs
 
Day 11 recap:
As usual, if I missed anything link to a post with it and I'll add it.
 
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Bongo spent a few minutes trying to set a lap record then had another drink.
She told Landon, JD, and Anissa that Bingo needs her meds.
She asked Landon if he ever used character.ai and said she talks to all her OCs on it. She is plastered.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
I've been thinking how the twins fit into fishtank archetypes and I can't quite nail them down.
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Its just a repeat of Josie, down to some of the same fans shilling them.
Roak said:
Can Emma get out of the fucking bed and do something? I swear she hasn't left it the entire day
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Both Emma and Anisa are sick with the flu or something. Emma was talking about taking Dayquil which Anisa cannot use because of her allergy to some synthetic dyes. Bingo is sick as well with the same thing and has been sleeping on the couch most of the day.

As for Beth, I think she is otherwise good for the tank, she's absolutely grating and her actions are so on the nail that its infuriating for the audience but this is what the show needs right now, someone to bounce the fish out of their chairs for a bit of time. After Jet had his rant session about how the audience was annoying the director was panning between the various cameras and the fish were just standing in the Bar and elsewhere in total silence for over 5 minutes until TTS started berating them. This has happened multiple times the past few days as well. "Mog the tank" can be really fucking cringe but right now having a relatively harmless freeloader just press the fish is exactly what is needed, they need a sheepdog to hound their asses into motion the way Dumbgay did during Season 2 or the various dopplegangers in Season 1.
 
Cracked Aces said:
JD, James Drake, and Bashir toss Beth out the same door Vicky left from. She immediately came back in and Ben said she cannot be removed from the tank that way because she's a freeloader.
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Yep this was what I was going to say should be added to the 4th bullet point.
Also Beth basically said she planned to throw someone's stuff out the door like they did to her. Jet offered her to get her suitcase back from the basement, and she said "no fuck that they will just fuck with it, I want to wear the same clothes for 3 weeks". I don't remember seeing a clip ITT
She just took a shower and washed her clothes at the same time there.
 
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