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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
In response to Beth guntguarding production, JD has decided to beat the "Beth Simp" allegations and just call her "Production's Hole".
JD: "You jerk off to Jet in the fucking bathroom-"
 
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Landon and JD in the confessional right now. I wish I had a clip because it went like this

JD: so I went to Harvard

Landon: you went to Harvard? I NEVER would have imagined that

JD: I've mentioned it before several times
 

Drunk Landon: "Wh-where's bong-- where's bingo, bongo?"
Bongo: *unintelligible*
JD: "Bongo's the hot and strong one, Bingo's the psychic, smart one"
 
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She's as or more cringe than Vicky, she's a whore for attention, she literally said at one point "Clip that chat!" she sticks her tongue out to the camera doing OF whore ahegao faces while making weird noises. She fuckin sucks, the level of approval for this boring, annoying bitch in here is somewhat surprising. You can find someone to bring into the tank to cause division or to push the Fish into doing stuff who isn't a literal OF whore with satanic tattoos on her body and a shit personalty.
They could have picked a random chick at the local Chicfila and they would have done a better job.
 
Q: Is the "JD has a trans gf" speculation based on actual evidence of online breadcrumbs, or is it just something that was made up to annoy him? I missed the context when it started.
 
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