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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Chuck Shiesty said:
The worst part is:
>they had a good thing for 10 days
>got gaslit into thinking it had to be hellhouse and it sucked
>realised the hellhouse itself actually sucked
>are now perpetually spiralling because they think its unsalvagable
I typically like the Jet fucking with the fans meta shit, but its clear this is just speedrunning the death of the show rather than a bit.
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"speedrunning the death of the show" seems hyperbolic when we all lived through week 2 of Season 2. I will take fake Lynchian larping over tall guy and his girlfriend every day all day.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
I just tuned in.

What in the actual hell are they doing?
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I quite literally have the Flu right now and watching this while my body is revolting is basically how I feel:
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Chuck Shiesty said:
The worst part is:
>they had a good thing for 10 days
>got gaslit into thinking it had to be hellhouse and it sucked
>realised the hellhouse itself actually sucked and so did the paypig Streamstar girl they brought in
>are now perpetually spiralling because they think its unsalvagable
I typically like the Jet fucking with the fans meta shit, but its clear this is just speedrunning the death of the show rather than a bit.
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Jet needs a tard wrangler to keep it together; this is what happens when he's the tard wrangler.
 
I admit I haven't watched much since S1... is there another season where more fish left than was eliminated? Cuz right now they're up to 2 have left, 1 trying to leave, and 0 eliminations since they canceled the only one they had out.|
EDIT: 3, because I forgot Charity existed.
 
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Mr.Bucket said:
I admit I haven't watched much since S1... is there another season where more fish left than was eliminated? Cuz right now they're up to 2 have left, 1 trying to leave, and 0 eliminations since they canceled the only one they had out.
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Well they had a a decent number leave in season 3 for sure.
 
>go take a nap challenge
>Emma still awake

Why are you bad at everything
 
Spaced Outside Cargo said:
Bro i am so fucking tired of something really fun happening on the show at night and then in the morning waking up to the same groups who weren't there pearl-clutching and trying to connect it to Jet being a sex pest.
Like yeah Jet is a retard and fucks the show up sometimes but I guarantee when a fish eliminates JD tonight, or in a week, or whenever, the same group of people will start spamming "Jet rigged it to get JD off because he didnt fight him that one night after hearing the TTS about the season 4 girls".

This season is genuinely good so far and some people will never be happy
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Beating on Landon was kino because ultimately he doesnt care he got beat up
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I don't completely disagree with you, and I'm a bit frustrated myself that my brain is already going into autopsy mode for the season. I don't think it's too far gone, I just have no faith for the wiggers to pull up from the direction it's going. Again, boxing Landon wasn't the problem, if it happened in the middle of the show running good it'd be nothing. The show started crashing when they pulled the computer lab, and sucker punching the drunk retard was just the loud crunch at the end.

I legit am starting to think they began the show with out the cash to finish it, and the crash out is over them facing the fact that they can't afford two more weeks if money continues to drop off.
Meiwaku said:
They kept them up all last night and are tired. If they turned off TTS at night they'd have a better show.
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Not every night, but they definitely shouldn't do it multiple nights in a row except for the end stretch.
sum ting wong said:
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Neptunian or Goranian, you decide
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Goranian Chemo.
 
Anisa tries to leave but production asks her to stay for the elimination at least for some reason.
 
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