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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763

What do you think goes through your head when you're sitting in silence listening to wiggers figure out how folding tables work so you can compete to type fast on a giant keyboard.
 
I wonder if it uses for switches.

If it's giant rubber domes I'm gonna be sad.
Probably something like Kailh switches
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Honestly Bingo and Bongo have a shot here if they team up with one of them pressing the space bar and the other the letters

update: nvm they just went full silly goose mode and both typed at the same time confusing themselves
 
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Can we get a new poll going?
 
I think we need a new category similar to nontent and it's that JD is antitent, as in actually reduces content. This is why I'm so salty with how Bashir won the cell, its antitent.
I don't know why of all things that they come upstairs to punish/curtail seemingly at a whim why they don't shutdown this "antitent" behaviour as you put it immediately.

If somebody suggests some gay shit like "lets all get along and not actually compete in the challenge" you come upstairs, take his fucking piggy bank away and fine him $50 for good measure. I'll give Bashir a little bit more leeway on that because he was "playing" the game, but again if we are not going to have any written rules anyway, you should be punishing behaviours that actively and serve only to ruin the viewing experience as a tradeoff for fish laziness/comfort. Better yet, beat the piss out of JD rather than punishing Landon for being a funny drunk.
 
How do you do a charge back?? I didnt get the season pass so I could watch the fish lay around while production throws a hissy fit. Its never been so over.
I have attached a video tutorial:

 
So they asked Anissa to stay for the challenge so she can be "eliminated" and then they don't have to kick anyone else right? As all the other fish know she wants to leave and will shoot her
 
Typing Challenge Accuracy ELIMINATION
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Bingo and Bongo first

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I don't know why of all things that they come upstairs to punish/curtail seemingly at a whim why they don't shutdown this "antitent" behaviour as you put it immediately.

If somebody suggests some gay shit like "lets all get along and not actually compete in the challenge" you come upstairs, take his fucking piggy bank away and fine him $50 for good measure. I'll give Bashir a little bit more leeway on that because he was "playing" the game, but again if we are not going to have any written rules anyway, you should be punishing behaviours that actively and serve only to ruin the viewing experience as a tradeoff for fish laziness/comfort. Better yet, beat the piss out of JD rather than punishing Landon for being a funny drunk.
Landon didn't deserve the beat down JD did but we all known JD wouldn't put the gloves on which is fine Ben couldn't beat him around anyways would've been kino
 
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