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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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Bongo told JD the wiggers should be bringing Bingo's meds this morning so I guess they got it figured out. JD just knocked on the basement door to try and ask about it but they didn't come out.
Brutality said:
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Maybe then they could finally get the tugboat.

Both twins dreamed they were somebody else on the day everybody's job is to just be themselves. PSYCHIC LINK ACHIEVED?
Bongo's was something about aliens, Bingo was driving a red car.
"Oh Bingo you're up"
"Am I??"
Drake offered a spare bed to the twins and Bongo was happy because the couch is uncomfortable (even though there have been free mattresses for days).


Bingo looked even thinner in the confessional this morning, almost as thin as Bongo's arm.
 
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Unwired Clutter said:
Bongo told JD the wiggers should be bringing Bingo's meds this morning so I guess they got it figured out. JD just knocked on the basement door to try and ask about it but they didn't come out.
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If she needed a refill, they prob had to get her doctor to write a new script to whatever pharmacy the wiggers would use, since it is a controlled substance. The twins seem pretty willing to disclose anything else, so I am wondering why they are so secretive of what medicine Bingo is taking
 
RefreshingPotatoChip said:
If she needed a refill, they prob had to get her doctor to write a new script to whatever pharmacy the wiggers would use, since it is a controlled substance. The twins seem pretty willing to disclose anything else, so I am wondering why they are so secretive of what medicine Bingo is taking
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They're not secretive about what it is, it's just every time they tell somebody JD's yapping his mouth next to the bar microphone.
 
Production needs to get a mobile IV service in the house at this point. Feels like I am watching Sicktank

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They're not secretive about what it is, it's just every time they tell somebody JD's yapping his mouth next to the bar microphone.
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it's kinda amazing how he manages to be annoying in so many ways - I saw a clip of Bongo last night saying "I shouldn't say" or something to that effect when discussing it so I wasn't sure if they said anything new

Jobs being handed out - seems like everyone got "Fishtank Contestant" job for today... (both Landon and JD have this job as of when I posted this)
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I dont care about where you're from or where any of you live unless its somehow relevant to Fishtank, please refrain from shitting up the thread, its already very busy.
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@AntaraBot_9000 is in timeout, don't be like them.

Please carry on with clips and updates as they are appreciated! :)
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Everyone got the "fishtank contestant" job. Kody told them to not tell each other about it but JD already saw Landon's paper
Emma seems particularly happy with the job
 
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tts keeps giving convoluted directions to find a specific floorboard that has something under it, like "4 boards west, 7 board south from the couch".
"This is north...east, toward Mecca"
Drake "I thought Mecca was west"
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Bashir the Norman Muslim has been praying toward Iceland this whole time.

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"Bingo Bongo, is that 6 letters? Oh no, but that still works."
"Look they know I'm the guy one and you're the girl one"
idk some Homestuck reference shit.
 
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tts keeps giving convoluted directions to find a specific floorboard that has something under it, like "4 boards west, 7 board south from the couch".
"This is north...east, toward Mecca"
Drake "I thought Mecca was west"
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Bashir the Norman Muslim has been praying toward Iceland this whole time.
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It's not quite as retarded as it seems, although it's not clear if Allah knows about great circle navigation. 🤷‍♂️
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It's not quite as retarded as it seems, although it's not clear if Allah knows about great circle navigation. 🤷‍♂️
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So he's praying toward Normandy and Mecca at the same time. Even better.

Bingo's only watched Naruto, One Punch Man, and Sgt Frog
When Bashir was 8 or 9 (in Syria btw) there was a dedicated anime channel he watched and he liked Conan and Slam Dunk

Drake: "I don't know, Bingo, is Pokemon Anime?"
Bashir: "I preferred Digimon"
Drake: "I have a friend who swears by Digimon"
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Keyboard leaving. (Drake opened the "do not open" door. Eliminate him!!)


JD is still doing the embarrassing tent-revival preacher thing all morning.

Bingo:
"When I was hrmfrm I got ringworm from a stray cat. [something about getting it again] but my body can fight it off"
"I'm like one of those- you remember mr burns from the simpsons? I'm like weak and frail but I can never die."
"It's like chickenpox, you're supposed to get it at some point."
Bongo did mention something when they were showing each other their injuries yesterday that a mark on her elbow looked like ringworm idk.
 
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can we threadban the total faggots fighting over pedo distinctions for the last 5 pages, every time I come here I want to see clips and not retards where one thinks Landon looks like a pedophile. Kill yourselves.

In other news, excited about the vibe repair day.

edit: didn't see one of them was already thread banned, thank God inshallah
 
GGSurvivor said:
can we threadban the total faggots fighting over pedo distinctions for the last 5 pages, every time I come here I want to see clips and not retards where one thinks Landon looks like a pedophile. Kill yourselves.

In other news, excited about the vibe repair day.

edit: didn't see one of them was already thread banned, thank God inshallah
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I am looking forward to some huge blowup with Bashir, because he is really not happy with the Mints picture. He gets fixated on a target, and Talibans them over and over again.
 
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