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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
hyperboregro said:
but this is extremely personal and boundary crossing
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They made Emma read her boyfriend's suicide letter on camera and then type it out for the challenge. They were gonna make her soapy bathe the obvious discord groomer until they found out he was a pedophile.

Bashir has been asked about masturbating and had gay male strippers on him. He has also horrifyingly been told that Mints mogged him. Anissa got called a deadbeat mom etc. They try to get the Twins to kiss, overshare sex stuff, throw romans, ask about what penises theyve seen. and to show tits and ass.

The entire show crosses personal boundaries. Some of them are funnier than others, some are more socially acceptable than others (even in the weirdo sphere). but everyone gets pushed in a way that makes them extremely uncomfortable.

That is the show.

Also JD gay.
 
Gef Mongoose said:
I hope that Drake’s girlfriend ends up providing some content. I don’t know how I feel about having an established couple on the show. I know that they brought Alex B’s wife on, but that was more to humiliate him.

She could try to control what he does, or he might control himself because she’s there.
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Blitzsneed said:
Or maybe they could band together to fuck with the other fish if the others dare to cross them. It's gonna be interesting, that's for sure.
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That’s true.

Drake gives me the kind of vibes that he’d be very self conscious about how he’s presented to someone that he’s involved with; he said earlier that he’s only been dating her for 7 months now. You’re still learning each other at that point.
And not to say that models can’t watch Fishtank, but she also seems like a normie. He might not have expected her to watch the livestream that often, maybe just clips.

I didn’t see anyone mention it earlier, but this morning Drake made the comment that he used to work at Aeropostale as a teenager, and was one of the employees who would purposely walk around wearing their clothes to look cool, and try to get shoppers to buy the same clothes. Seems like he’s always been a Chad.
 
hyperboregro said:
If I was Drake I'd be livid with production. It's obviously something they did looking to stir up drama, but this is extremely personal and boundary crossing. But then again I'd never date a single mom or go on fishtank so maybe my thoughts on this aren't the barometer.
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They brought on Brian's girlfriend in season 2 who is a certified schizo who is currently locked in a mental hospital and all she did was sit in the corner and do nothing the entire time. Chances are James' girlfriend will be basically like that but more outgoing.
 
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High resolution, saar

(Also this is a professional headshot for her acting portfolio. She's also an actress. She's not a whore.)
 
Normietank is cute but this is a risky move. If TTS is too mean to his girlfriend, I worry Drake will decide to leave to spare her the emotional turmoil. Any decent guy would do that, and he seems decent. Will the production fumble a good fish when Emma is right there?

PS I love Lando. :lol: :feels:
 
Hollowrealm said:
Ben while explaining the Designated driver challenge

“Landon, whats the legal limit?”


Landon “in what state?”
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They really should keep him after the season as the eternal fishtank janitor

Also, on familytank:

- bring a tranny and say, no matter how much he denies it, that he is JD's girlfriend. Train him on his personal info, they have three to pick from yesterday's auditions
- bring a latina goth cougar to be landon's mom
- give emma a jar with ashes in it
 
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The store is now selling the cheese fries shirt. Also the camera is on the Twins marathon walking. You wonder why Bingo is losing weight. She is missing calories and then burns a gorillion a day doing Twin Nascar (Twindy 500?) around the house.
 
crb said:
They really should keep him after the season as the eternal fishtank janitor

Also, on familytank:

- bring a tranny and say, no matter how much he denies it, that she is JD's girlfriend. Train her on his personal info, they have three to pick from yesterday's auditions
- bring a latina goth cougar to be landon's mom
- give emma a jar with ashes in it
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those would be funny but when is the last time the wiggers have put in that much effort into something?
 
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Bingo: the tank isn't clean

Jet over intercom: that tank is extremely clean

Bongo: see, I told you?
 
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