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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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Ben gave Caroline a pep talk about how Landon might have a little crush on her by the way he looks at her and it's a good thing because Landon is a good guy.
Then he went on to give Landon the same pep talk except in reverse.
 
StimulatedOrb said:
I dont normally hate anyone on fishtank. I thought Rachel was great, mostly to mock, but I didnt hate her. JD has made me go and watch Emma fuck about folding her clothes once. I cannot stand him.
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Everything he does comes off as passive aggressive and gay. Even this preacher bit to make Bashir seethe seems gay because he actually malds out about him.
 
StimulatedOrb said:
I dont normally hate anyone on fishtank. I thought Rachel was great, mostly to mock, but I didnt hate her. JD has made me go and watch Emma fuck about folding her clothes once. I cannot stand him.
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Agreed. And I often do hate people on fishtank. JD goes up there with Damiel, Brian (pre BG) and Haley from Bitchtank amongst my most strongly disliked fish. I have to mute any extended talking from JD.
 
Ngl JD just came off as Reddit and pathetic but tolerably the butt of the joke for me until today when he fully solidified himself as the gayest faggot alive trying to be funny to "piss off" Bashir by "quoting the Bible" and trying to debate religion but only made himself look the most retarded.
 
Bongo wins the "closest to the legal limit" challenge with a .06. All the other fish severely overestimated how much they drank and blew way under.

She wins... a whole $10!!!
 
Meiwaku said:
Ngl JD just came off as Reddit and pathetic but tolerably the butt of the joke for me until today when he fully solidified himself as the gayest faggot alive trying to be funny to "piss off" Bashir by "quoting the Bible" and trying to debate religion but only made himself look the most retarded.
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This cybertruck torso looking, tranny-fucking, dick breathing FAGGOT is the most hateable subhuman to ever exist. Holy shit.
 
Halloween23 said:
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Yeah they were just friendly love taps and he's a master level actor who had a scowl and clinched jaw the entire time even though he actually wasnt mad.
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Ben is 100% a very gay superfaggot for cheap-shotting Janny in the skull immediately after touching gloves with a retarded and drunk Wisconsonite who has never fought before but your replay has made me rethink the final score:

10-7 for Ben with a TKO in the first round. Bonus points for keeping his glasses on his head during the entire beatdown.

edit - just saw the Jet attempt to get JD to fight and I'm sure it will be called gay simping or whatever but real anger or not, props to Jet for wanting to throw down.
 
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It seems JD got a strategy snitch love letter that of course he didn't read out loud like hes supposed to. Said Emma and Drake needed to read it and called them both over and had them read it.
Based off of comments he made it was probably from his girlfriend or an IRL friend of his.

EDIT: Just watched it back, and Vance gives him the letter, with no paper with who its from. Production fucking with the content on purpose? Maybe they think team Tard Reich is too strong and are purposefully trying to get Emma, JD and Drake to form a counter alliance? Super gay IMO. Wiggers are over meddling like in season 2.

Edit2: Clip

Edit3: Wrong!
 
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