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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Laura is whispering into one of the ceiling microphones in the Arena
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Extreme gooner bait. This bitch knows what she's doing. She's also fucking annoying and I can't stand to listen to her. She's the perfect freeloader.
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She definitely seems better than Beth. A good freeloader gets to know the Fish, them starts fucking with them. Beth just tried to come and immediately turn it up to 10. I know she had like a day there before she went Pick Me Feral, but the cell kinda halted interactions.
 
Beth just tried to come and immediately turn it up to 10. I know she had like a day there before she went Pick Me Feral, but the cell kinda halted interactions.
In her defence I think they coached her to act like Vicky, but she didn't have any actual conflict with the fish so it didn't work.
 
about 15% of people on /ftg/ and leddit dont even care about the show and just want to le epicly own Sam and co. for being chuds/sus/not doing exactly what they wanted 3 seasons ago
Sam/FTL alogs have the same amount of concentrated mental illness as the worst of reddit and bluesky. Didn't Skull Hyde (the guy who SWATted the S5 house) threaten suicide because Channing, Sam's psycho stalker ex, rejected him? Imagine alogging someone so hard that you want to fuck his ex who's notorious for her BPD smear campaigns.

Mental. Illness.
 
Sam/FTL alogs have the same amount of concentrated mental illness as the worst of reddit and bluesky. Didn't Skull Hyde (the guy who SWATted the S5 house) threaten suicide because Channing, Sam's psycho stalker ex, rejected him? Imagine alogging someone so hard that you want to fuck his ex who's notorious for her BPD smear campaigns.

Mental. Illness.
Skull Hyde is in the PPV chat daily and is just as unhinged. If you hated Sam or Fishtank that much why the fuck are you sitting around everyday watching it?
 
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"I learned a lot from the dragon book of knowledge, so dragon apprentice you should probably read it to them"

Drake is now telling the twins about how the Sufi's understood that aliens are interdimensional djinn and the freemasons and western globalism have a conspiracy to conceal it
"UFO mass mind control.
"raaaagh"
"the UFO phenomenon[...] detectable by radar, and leaving behind evidence that is inexplainable to modern science"
"The etherial plane is controlled by the djinn-- Oh that's cool"
He's reading way too fast to type this shit but bashir's book is 1000% schizo. inb4 JD walks in and drowns all this out by walking in and having the most boring conversation right into the bar mic
 
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