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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
The reason JD keeps going off about her eyes is because she probably had a mean little glitter in there when she met him, like the look in Frank Hassle's eyes when he's introduced to his target Fish. It's clear now that she intends to harass JD mercilessly the whole time. She's mostly nice to everyone else.
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idk in the forced scene he said that since her eyes are dark they look as if they had only large pupils, and he described them as doll like
 
I believe the reason JD was immediately upset that Laura was in the tank was that within the first few moments of meeting JD, Laura had asked JD if he was gay or something, and that immediately set alarms off in JD's head, making him believe Laura's purpose on the show was to fuck with him or target him.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Emma got a makeover and is now Midge.
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"Aw girl come over! We're talking about Ocarina of Time any%"
 
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Jet cam.

"We like Laura?" Asking chat.

She doesn't live far away. Met her in person first.

They might try more locals. Easy to bring in, just as easy to kick off. They will even kick them out same night if audience doesn't like them.

He wants to "pack out the house with mad retards, go crazy, have fun". Wants more chaos.

If you know someone local to the area and they haven't applied, tell them to apply! Applications still open. "Less like a reality show, more like a trap house. Fucked up trap house with a bunch of retards."
 
Rango Dango said:
idk in the forced scene he said that since her eyes are dark they look as if they had only large pupils, and he described them as doll like
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"Idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that shark he go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those sharks come in and… they rip you to pieces"
 
Season 6 should be no challenge eliminations. Eliminations are from quitters only, and if the fish hate someone in the tank they have to make them quit. Challenges are for short term privileges and advantages like grocery money, and they should make the challenges more fun so that the fish will want to do them just to not be bored.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Season 6 should be no challenge eliminations. Eliminations are from quitters only, and if the fish hate someone in the tank they have to make them quit. Challenges are for short term privileges and advantages like grocery money, and they should make the challenges more fun so that the fish will want to do them just to not be bored.
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Problem with this is that there's always like 3-4 wish who are so weak they only make it a week or so then drop out but then the rest of them would be there to the end no matter what so it'd have to turn in to an ice poseidon torture stream to get people to actually quit.
 
sex haver said:
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Jet cam.

"We like Laura?" Asking chat.

She doesn't live far away. Met her in person first.

They might try more locals. Easy to bring in, just as easy to kick off. They will even kick them out same night if audience doesn't like them.

He wants to "pack out the house with mad retards, go crazy, have fun". Wants more chaos.

If you know someone local to the area and they haven't applied, tell them to apply! Applications still open. "Less like a reality show, more like a trap house. Fucked up trap house with a bunch of retards."
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Do I get a commission for giving you this idea you galaxy (gas) brain wigger
 
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james drakes gf is packing
she doesnt seem to care she was happy to visit
also its fitting he has wings now bc a drake is a type of dragon (autism)
anyways, lol
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