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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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JD's discord
 
Maybe, people are still digging, but so far it more fits with his general behavior of being totally Not Mad at things. As far as stuff production needs to give a shit about (pedo stuff etc. to boot him over) I haven't seen anything. Not saying it's not out there but right now it's not a big deal and JD is just reacting the way he normally does imo.
Edited my post to add after-thought probably right after you quoted. Apologies.
 
This happens every season and already happened this season with Bezo. “I don’t care if you mess with ME but once you mess with the people in my life you CROSS THE LINE. Now I have an excuse to storm off all pissy.”

MY FAMILY!!!!! MY BOYFRIEND!!!!! MY CATS!!!
 
Hes way too rattled for just hearing himself quoted thirsting after fish. There's seems to be something there that people havent found yet.

Its also potentially just the fact that he's nervous about how the other fish are taking it because the TTS is making it sound worse than whats come out so far.
Like any terminally online, liberal-adjacent metrosexual, he's not sure if he said something that could be taken out of context or something years ago that might not be enough to get him cancelled, fired, and life ruined.

Edit: you can tell by the look on Laura's face that she's about to earn her bonus
 
Initial scan from JD's discord, courtesy of @troonshine,

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JD is discussing with each fish individually about the Discord leaks. He's asked every fish to line up at confessional and come in one at a time for chat. Laura refuses to leave, and just keeps antagonizing him.

He says it is "not an admission of guilt" but he is worried that things are going to "spread to his friends" and he doesn't want that.

He's PREPARING TO QUIT.

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With James Drake, he says that TTS is "making up shit" and is afraid that if it doesn't work and get him to leave, they will go after his friends to keep digging stuff up.

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Bashir just walks in and says if he's gonna do this, just talk to them all at the same time.
 
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