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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
EVEN THIS FAGGOT'S EXIT IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER. I don't think I've hated a fish as much as JD and his competition as worst contestant ever is fucking Simmons. Good riddance.
 
Someone drop the raw file documents already so we can search....

Maybe production is stalling because they want the whole story. He's gonna DFE when he gets his phone. Also the superchat $$$$ is needed lol.
 
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They know that half their superchats are gonna evaporate
 
ackack99 said:
frank talking shit in the ftl chat lol... said something like "every time i check this shit its more gay and boring". yeah i doubt hes coming on. if anything they wont bring him on out of spite.

personally i find this bit really funny though. torturing Landon with nig music tiktok dances for 30 minutes is funnier to me than dumping drinks on each other nonstop.
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Am I having a fever dream or didn't Jet and Frank have a crash out at each other in Twitter spaces or some shit and Frank hasn't been on since? I thought Jet never liked Frank.
 
This is pathetic. At least Bezo was getting swatted when he left this show and this guy can't handle his family knowing he's a gooner
 
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Jet and Ben kick everyone but JD out to talk with him. Also, gives him a free McDouble!

He confirms that no, the PTO isn't an issue. He took two weeks off paid, two weeks off unpaid. That isn't the issue, he planned for it.

Jet tells him that if he leaves now he is making a huge mistake because it looks really bad. They are both trying to convince him that it is really not a big deal, his Discord comments aren't that bad.

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JD compromises and says he just wants to know that his girlfriend isn't getting dox'd. He asks if he can speak to her.

Jet says that they will put enough tokens into her Fishtank.Live account to send him a love letter to confirm she isn't being harassed.

Seems like he is now STAYING as long as he gets that message.
 
JD is a bit of a mong but he has been useful as a lightning rod for directing general viewer hate and boredom. Also reminds me of Vance, bland but is entertaining and performs well during challenges. A self-elimination this close to Anissa leaving will definitely fuck up the vibe of the house. Also, as someone else said, his Discord history isn't even that bad. Don't know why he's so rattled, presume he's finally reached his limit of being the TTS punching bag.
 
sex haver said:
Jet tells him that if he leaves now he is making a huge mistake because it looks really bad. They are both trying to convince him that it is really not a big deal, his Discord comments aren't that bad.
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And this isn't even a wigger gaslight for once, it's the truth. JD is being such a soft little piss bitch right now.

"I'm 100 times bigger of a sex pest than you" - Jet to JD
 
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JD says goodbye to his fwens




For the record (18 hours ago btw):

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