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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
They come in, do their 4-5 years, and then leave without any personal projects or real passion for what they’re studying.
His GitHub seems to have been mostly used during school and then not much else. He says he works in AI so I wonder if he even lists this or maybe he has a professional one with "boring" projects and this one is for fun. That's not that common, though.
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Here's the email in the commit history on the most recent repository. jdparker.robotics@gmail.com
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commit a47aa4178874770f0b2dad455bec56a9cf67e10b (HEAD -> main, origin/main, origin/HEAD)
Author: JD <jdparker.robotics@gmail.com>
Date:   Tue Aug 12 15:56:54 2025 -0700

    show class name

Carnege Mellon email, confirming this was likely made for school.
jdparker@andrew.cmu.edu
 
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How the fuck did Bezo and Emma make it into the actual cast but these 2 are only freeloaders

As far as we have been told they are both local to the area/driving distance and Jet said he wanted people out of the area so they are more committed to the show and won't immediately bail like Meg in S2.
 
jd the cuck, pathetic, flacid, trying to manipulate sympathy for every bad tts. brings the entire group down.
lets cut to dat nigga blane - skr8 gangsta, bringing us all to his level. that loli tts? acknowledged, owned it, swerved. masterfully. micropenis allegation? 7 inches.
 
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