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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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Bongo: Who do you think is smarter? Bingo or Bongo?
Table: *dead silence*
 
Bashir's issue is that he can't come off as remotely genuine and every time he talks it's an information overload. Twins are always going to gravitate towards the calm dude giving them simple instructions, especially since Drake has shown genuine concern for them multiple times over the two weeks.

Let's not pretend their thought process went past finding jdrake hot and Bashir a freak.
 
Bashir almost chimped out on JD for throwing water on him. If the fish can finally grow some balls they could probably mess up his ego quite a bit
 
JD tries a cringe attack on Bashir, gets mogged + defeated. Soapy water directly into his mouth.

Common JD L.
 
JD just tried to throw water and soap over Bashir, but he moved like ninja lightning and JD missed.
Bashir then took the cup from JD and threw the remaining contents in his face. It was glorious and I wish I'd clipped it, but it happened in a split second.

Edit: ninja'd
 
A love letter that Laura just got
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CCS87 said:
DON'T EAT ICE CREAM OFF THE FLOOR. I am so proud of you and I miss you. You're doing great. Don't fall for psyops; they're trying to make you fall apart. NOW tell Daddy you love him and send me a kiss.
 
Bashir is now the Pharoah and Landon and the twins are his slaves. His costume (given by production) looks like it cost about 5 dollars.
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Tiny plushies inbound:
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