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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Over intercom again: Each team must elect one spokesman for the next challenge. Send the spokesman to the bar.

DORMS chooses BINGO/BONGO.

COMPUTER ROOM chooses JD.

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"Simple challenge" while Jet eats tacos. Who can do a cover of the Landon Cleans It Up song best?

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Immediately, the twins completely blow it and don't even know the lyrics past the first sentence.

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JD is a poor singer but at least knows the lyrics.

JD WINS a point for the COMPUTER ROOM!

JD tells the twins to tell Bashir to "SUCK IT".
 
sex haver said:
Over intercom again: Each team must elect one spokesman for the next challenge. Send the spokesman to the bar.

DORMS chooses BINGO/BONGO.

COMPUTER ROOM chooses JD.

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"Simple challenge" while Jet eats tacos. Who can do a cover of the Landon Cleans It Up song best?

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Immediately, the twins completely blow it and don't even know the lyrics past the first sentence.

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JD is a poor singer but at least knows the lyrics.

JD WINS a point for the COMPUTER ROOM!

Asks the twins to tell Bashir to "SUCK IT".
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Of course the retarded wiggers had JD in the room when twins went first so they handed him the lyrics he did not remember before his turn.
 
Next challenge: GROUP HIDE AND SEEK!

They will be let out into the house and allowed to hide. The other team will be seeking them. Then they switch.

Whoever finds all the other team's players fastest, wins.

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"I told them (production) sleeping deprivation is the one thing I cannot do" - the freeloader guy just now on Fishtank

He told Bashir on his first night that he doesn't like being around drunk people. He's also a super fan. Did he not notice that there's a lot of drinking and sleep deprivation before applying as a freeloader???
 
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Aidan said:
JD said in a month they'll all be playing online and she'll be talking to Ash, his girlfriend.
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I honestly wouldn't be surprised at this point if JD does have some sort of mental illness. He has a pattern of trying to control social situations (Laura/Bashir) through giving praise to those he thinks he can manipulate while repeatedly denouncing those he can't love bomb. The quoted comment isn't an issue because of "oh a girl is going to hang out with my girlfriend," rather he is trying to swallow her up in a time of stress into his own social circle. He's trying to bond with her in a way that keeps her his. He has no proper understanding of boundaries because he's seeking to constantly be validated by other people. It's why he claims to not get bent out of shape over TTS precisely because his "girlfriend" or the other fish's opinions of him matter more to him than faceless comments.

Yeah autism or whatever, but I wouldn't be surprised based off what we know about Laura & JD (JD simped for her & now hates her since the moment she walked in the house), it's his way of "returning-in-kind" the rejection he thought Laura had given him in the past. Setting boundaries is seen as rejection, he cannot integrate the new host like the parasite he is into a "bond". He also clearly uses his relationships on the tank transactionally, to again, reduce the chance of rejection. Power games.

TLDR: I hate JD and I hope his girlfriend breaks up with him and he's more manipulative than S4 Rachel ever was, or at least is more crafty about it rather than trying to just get people drunk and BPD all over them like she did to Freddie.
 
GGSurvivor said:
I honestly wouldn't be surprised at this point if JD does have some sort of mental illness. He has a pattern of trying to control social situations (Laura/Bashir) through giving praise to those he thinks he can manipulate while repeatedly denouncing those he can't love bomb. The quoted comment isn't an issue because of "oh a girl is going to hang out with my girlfriend," rather he is trying to swallow her up in a time of stress into his own social circle. He's trying to bond with her in a way that keeps her his. He has no proper understanding of boundaries because he's seeking to constantly be validated by other people. It's why he claims to not get bent out of shape over TTS precisely because his "girlfriend" or the other fish's opinions of him matter more to him than faceless comments.

Yeah autism or whatever, but I wouldn't be surprised based off what we know about Laura & JD (JD simped for her & now hates her since the moment she walked in the house), it's his way of "returning-in-kind" the rejection he thought Laura had given him in the past. Setting boundaries is seen as rejection, he cannot integrate the new host like the parasite he is into a "bond". He also clearly uses his relationships on the tank transactionally, to again, reduce the chance of rejection. Power games.

TLDR: I hate JD and I hope his girlfriend breaks up with him and he's more manipulative than S4 Rachel ever was, or at least is more crafty about it rather than trying to just get people drunk and BPD all over them.
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you can just say JD is a fag bro we've been saying it for a couple weeks now
 
GGSurvivor said:
Yeah autism or whatever, but I wouldn't be surprised based off what we know about Laura & JD (JD simped for her & now hates her since the moment she walked in the house), it's his way of "returning-in-kind" the rejection he thought Laura had given him in the past
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It is most likely a bit by production and she started to fuck with him the moment she walked in.
Also being an obsessive asshole isn't a mental illness.
 
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Jet cam!

They are competing for IMMUNITY, remember.

Jet is some-fucking-how surprised that they turned TTS on and snitching immediately happened. TTS already disabled. It will remain off for now.

Chat asks for a JD girlfriend letter. "We'll see." Doesn't want to stop the flow of challenges tonight.

Current score on challenges is 6-5, dorms in the lead. Highest points is IMMUNITY.

Next elimination is NOT bullet (a fish eliminates another fish), it is a regular challenge.

Jet is corrected off camera that the teams are currently 6-6 and TIED.

Back to the challenges!

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Camera cuts back to cameraman and it is just Laura trying to convince JD that he got a boner earlier.
 
GGSurvivor said:
TLDR: I hate JD and I hope his girlfriend breaks up with him and he's more manipulative than S4 Rachel ever was, or at least is more crafty about it rather than trying to just get people drunk and BPD all over them like she did to Freddie.
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I think Rachel is the worst and most mentally ill person that's ever been on Fishtank. I think she is the human personification of biological waste.

JD is just a commonplace SF-area fag.
 
The Man With No Name said:
I think Rachel is the worst and most mentally ill person that's ever been on Fishtank. I think she is the human personification of biological waste.

JD is just a commonplace SF-area fag.
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He's a socially insecure nerd who is annoying, clingy, and manipulative. He'd fit right in any programming team because it's all people like him and pajeets.
 
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Dorm closet is the "spawn point" for the seekers.

Physical tag is not necessary, if you are seen at all by the other team, that counts and you are out.

Twins must stay together. "Sometimes having two people is an advantage, sometimes it isn't."

The TARD REICH (Dorms team) will be the seekers first, and are locked in the closet.
 
Laura brought up JD slapping her ass, he tried to say it was to win the challenge. She didn't budge on the fact it was after it was announced that they won. This queer 100% gaslights his girlfriend constantly.
 
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