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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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I really hope they've given laura instructions to go sicko mode if she finds out he's leaving
They've asked him to wait until tomorrow "as it's too late to get you an Uber and stuff" so in the meantime they will be convincing him to stay.
 
It's funny that after spending 2 weeks insisting the viewers were unable to affect him, he now acts like they finally managed to put him in a hard spot. As if it's the audience's fault that he kissed Laura's neck or had condoms in his pockets.
 
It's funny that after spending 2 weeks insisting the viewers were unable to affect him, he now acts like they finally managed to put him in a hard spot. As if it's the audience's fault that he kissed Laura's neck or had condoms in his pockets.
sup yall new here! yeah so true, and i followed jd and laura downstairs after the puke grind slap incident and laura said something like "is that it" seductively to jd and he said "to be continued later". i took that as he was totally trying to fuck once everyone went to bed tn
 
Here's Jet's Instagram live from when they brought JD's girlfriend in on the robot:



 
I'm still pissed at how S4 ended, loved the cast
s4's cast is inferior to s5's in every way. angie and ellie were nontent discord kittens. aryeh was interesting at first but got insanely grating towards the end. daniel was kino but couldn't lock in and actually do anything, direnc is good but she's a one-trick pony.

the only good one was freddy, best who's ever done it. it was fun to see rachel crash out, fall, and sperg out too - and her proposal was genuinely wholesome.
 
Landon is acting majorly raped right now
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"If the Ghost community doesn't want me back.... That's fine I guess..."
 
I actually do smile everytime he pronounces "da gost cuhmunety"

It's funny that after spending 2 weeks insisting the viewers were unable to affect him, he now acts like they finally managed to put him in a hard spot. As if it's the audience's fault that he kissed Laura's neck or had condoms in his pockets.
lol a woman starts clawing desperately at his pants to get his dick

I'M JD I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK

Man, this is fucking wild, honestly. Do people have any common sense now? Why would you, as JD, come on to the show when you have a good-paying job, and why would you, as Ash, not just ask him to come home? Can they not see they are being manipulated, not that I care. not me on FTL, good content either way

Ash just said, "i didnt think they would find out shit about us so fast"
What is she fucking retarded, there are like 10k people watching.
I honestly believe people are dumber. memba idiocracy? I memba

Remember that preview video where Sam was rolling around in the robot saying that it wouldn't be worth it and they should get a refund?
"30minutes"
 
Landon on his funk and JD being gay and leaving with cuts to the people's champ "skank hassle" S tier freeloader Laura.
 
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