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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
The JD situation emerging from the room vs room competition was absolute Kino last night. Downright thrilling. Instant classic, up there with other top Fishtank live viewing experience moments. I still cannot believe he was quibbling over how much torque counts as a boner.
 
Smecker said:
I think most of us wanted the tranny allegations to be true because it would’ve been funny. However the robot call yesterday proved otherwise. The shoulders are way too close to each other for Ashely to be a troon. She’s obviously someone who’s worked out a lot, but there’s no hulking broad back, Adam’s apple, troon voice, giant hands or man face/skull indicators.
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Just judging by her appearance, I'm also inclined to think she's not a troon. It was JD's own behavior that fueled the allegation, because what kinda nigga doesn't just say "no, my girlfriend is a real woman" - there's woke ways to say that too incase he's worried about offending whatever troons he associates with(AFAB or some such)
So not only did he cuck Ash, he fueled allegations that she's a tranny by not denying them, and incited a bunch of people online to nitpick her appearance looking for evidence of his faggotry - which tbh is self evident, JD gay as hell. he's also a cheater and a weasel who brought magnum condoms on fishtank.

Ash - I know you're lurking this thread, or will read it eventually, dump this gay ass nigga and stream it lol.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
Just judging by her appearance, I'm also inclined to think she's not a troon. It was JD's own behavior that fueled the allegation, because what kinda nigga doesn't just say "no, my girlfriend is a real woman" - there's woke ways to say that too incase he's worried about offending whatever troons he associates with(AFAB or some such)
So not only did he cuck Ash, he fueled allegations that she's a tranny by not denying them, and incited a bunch of people online to nitpick her appearance looking for evidence of his faggotry - which tbh is self evident, JD gay as hell. he's also a cheater and a weasel who brought magnum condoms on fishtank.

Ash - I know you're lurking this thread, or will read it eventually, dump this gay ass nigga and stream it lol.
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at this point i dont think people can handle JD being straight
 
CH4TT3R said:
at this point i dont think people can handle JD being straight
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he's not, even if he's currently dating a girl and trying to look "based" for the Sam Hyde Heck House. he "used to think he was gay" by his own words.
you don't typically think you're gay unless you've done gay shit. repeatedly.
 
I think my least favorite part of every fishtank season is spergs doing borderline- schizophrenic "transvestigations" of literally every female on the show. JD doesn't have to be a literal homosexual, you can still call him a faggot. Please just move on already.
 
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Semen_Recycler said:
I think my least favorite part of every fishtank season is spergs doing borderline- schizophrenic "transvestigations" of literally every female on the show. JD doesn't have to be a literal homosexual, you can still call him a faggot. Please just move on already.
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I think we are just gonna have to bite the bullet with this one. JD is not a faggot, he is a closeted faggot.

Transvestigators, disengage.

SenorPoop&Pee said:
If this drama queen fag leaves over this it will be so fitting. Guy ruined his life for nothing and it was all one hundred percent his fault.
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should have left as soon as he realised the audience hated him. There was just no hope for him whatsoever. I said it so many times now, dunno what this fucker was thinking, coming onto the show, guess he can say goodbye to his GF and well-paying job. dont think he realised how much people disliked him. Don't like the guy, but hope he has not lost his job, but if he has, it's his own fault for going on the show and saying nigger in front of 10 thousand people.

Dude had his life sorted out, Dude had a long-term GF, well-paying job, and he threw it all away to be on fucking fishtank lmfao

also got to love the fact that by the time he started fighting back, people just hated him more. His gf is a bit of a dumb cunt as well. She must have known that production was manipulating the situation. It amazes me that half the people who watch this show don't even realise what it really is. This cast has seen every season as well, and none of them truly get what the show is. I thought Bash got it, but then he started crying about the audience's need for chaos and for throwing shit at each other.
 
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This slimy faggot said he wants to go, production asked him what he needs to stay and he says if i can text my family he will stay, Production says they will call his family to see if there ok. He keeps going back and forth and will keep doing this dumb shit till he finally leaves.

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Homeboy Bob Proctor said:
This slimy faggot said he wants to go, production asked him what he needs to stay and he says if i can text my family he will stay, Production says they will call his family to see if there ok. He keeps going back and forth and will keep doing this dumb shit till he finally leaves.

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If he has any brain cells left, he should leave. I don't think there is going to be a redemption for him. People are just gonna hate him more and more, and people just want to see him get tortured at this point.
 
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