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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Finale

So they find the Wololo. Daemon has become their leader.

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From an order of Daemon Wololo, They kill Bash as Dr.Drake looks on in horror.
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Then they attack Bingo and Bongo. Dr.Drake has to remind Daemon of who he is and of Blaine.

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Blaine then attacks the cannibals. The cannibals are winning and attack Dr.Drake, in the last minuet Daemon remembers and saves him.

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Daemon dies a hero.

"I'd never die living..."
 
The filler episode finale. A true cinematic experience.






Sorry that I wasn't able to edit them together, these are straight from the site clips. I wanted you guys to be able to see sooner rather than later.
 
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Everyone shaking hands and hugging and being so happy afterwards reminds me of the value of an occasional friendtank. Bringing them all together in something so fun like this can only make the eventual competition sweeter. Hats off to the wiggers that was the best thing they've done in ages, highlight of the season for me.

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EDIT: To add to a continuing storyline, the quiet seething James Drake has that Landon won right now is very funny. "For someone who doesn't act I thought you did great man". I'm starting to come around on the people saying James Drake is a sociopath lol.
 
The constant janitor shifts and drunken beatdown was Landon's humiliation ritual.
JD had his all of last night with the relationship drama, likewise Emma with her boyfriend suicide arc.
Never Die Living was definitely Drake's. Landon somehow mogged his acting in this, dude looks shaken for the first time in the season.

Look forward to seeing the edit they do of this, definitely gonna be something they drop between seasons.
 
At some point, Laura went missing from the movie, and I haven't seen her in the house since.
After Blaine was taken out to sea she left the room and hung in the west wing with Blaine. They were talking quietly and there was noise coming from the jungle room so it was hard to hear. Ben came up and she said "it's not enough" and went to the basement, I assume it's a diabetes thing. She's been on bar couch since she got back.
 
The constant janitor shifts and drunken beatdown was Landon's humiliation ritual.
JD had his all of last night with the relationship drama, likewise Emma with her boyfriend suicide arc.
Never Die Living was definitely Drake's. Landon somehow mogged his acting in this, dude looks shaken for the first time in the season.

Look forward to seeing the edit they do of this, definitely gonna be something they drop between seasons.
That has to hurt James' ego. Getting mogged by a sperg that works as a janitor who hasn't acted since high school has to be the most brutal humiliation ritual for a small time actor.

Pristine theatrics, man.
 
they have said repeatedly that they aren't doing any more fishtank "episodes" after s3 and bloodgames are out.
Seems like a potential side-project rather than a standard episode.

What are they doing, just sticking with digest? Could always release the Director Cam of each day though.

That has to hurt James' ego. Getting mogged by a sperg that works as a janitor who hasn't acted since high school has to be the most brutal humiliation ritual for a small time actor.

Pristine theatrics, man.
His fake laughing as they talk about it reminds me of Dennis in Always Sunny when he's on the verge of freaking out. Like the "Dickless Dennis" bit.

I looked up all the fish's social media (where available) and Drake seems like a way better musician than he is an actor, based on that at least.
 
they need to give the money to Blaine instead of James for the ultimate crashout. this dude is salty as fuck, he takes himself so seriously as an actor despite being a mediocre cornball. too bad production wont do it because he'd almost definitely walk lmao.

bravo, Jet. thought this challenge was dragging at points, but it ended up being peak. and what i love about this show is that by tomorrow they'll probably be chain smoking cigarettes, eating hotdogs and puking on each other. Neptunian.
 
I thought they just said they're completely skipping Season 4. They're still shooting with a real camera too so I'd be surprised if we didn't get S5 episodes.
 
What are they doing, just sticking with digest? Could always release the Director Cam of each day though.
yeah, just the digest. with the way the s3 episodes have been going, i think they're right to stop wasting time on them. fishtank is supposed to be experienced live and there's not a good way to capture the experience using episodes.
 
Couple small things i heard but don't think are in the thread

Bingo still does not have her medication. A lot of us in sneedchat assumed she had it since shes bounced back in the last couple days and has more energy and has been going into the basement once a day for medication, but she told Laura that the Wiggers instead are giving her "something similar" to whatever her medication is. She said Laura is also on the same medication and Laura seemed to know what she was talking about, and said she got hers mailed to her from Puerto Rico so whatever it is must be hard to get. I would also guess her diet of nothing but microwaved ravioli, white monster energy drinks, and fortune cookies isn't helping either.
Im also assuming the reason she didn't have more of it or didn't prepare properly to get it in Georgia (twins are from Arizona) is that the twins where the last minute replacements for the Indian girl who got kicked.

Blane also said the reason he has a fucked up back, neck, and knees is because "When i was 15 i had clinical depression, and laid in a bed for an entire year" and has been meaning to take physical therapy to fix it.
 
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