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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Ben Zener said:
landons power level to mog just keeps growing. he needs less and less alcohol to just brutally mog!
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"VEGETA WHAT DOES YOUR SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS MOG LEVEL?"
"ITS OVER 9000!!!!!"
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Kitty Cat Man said:
fwiw, I don't believe this, any of it.

I think that the simplest outcome is the most probable, and he really is dating Ash(or at least in some kinda gay selectively-open LDR - maybe he's never even met her lol) and he really just blew up his life and became The Raped for a shot at low-level internet clout, and is coping and seething to jet in the basement like "dude i dont even know her. heh. i left because my PTO is up. she isn't even my gf. i mogged you"
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Correct. I think the thing most people either consciously or unconsciously picked up on JD is just how insincere he is, and how dishonest he is. Does anyone really think he fucked 50 women and made them all cum, whilst none of us know what a clit is? (that shit was always wrong and was out of date in the 80s movies it featured in, fagggggg). All his statements and lies were used to cover up who he really was, which was a reddit fag, know it all.

I am glad he was gone for the bottle episode, even though he caused it, because like when he did the imitation, he would have just used it as a chance to mock Bashir for the most part. Then cried when Laura pressed him.
 
BINGO BONGO CORE CROCHET TUTORIALS

If you're a woman (or Bashir ) you are a fiber autist and like making shit. From watching the show, I was enthralled with looking at their autistic sweaters, jackets, and headbands.

I managed to find some tutorials that would make something similar so YOU TOO can have your own Bingo Bongo crochet outfits to stim in. To make it Bashir-friendly, go for natural fibers like wool instead of acrylic.


The Spiral Sweater
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For this one, the spiral is just black and white and the square part is red and black. I would add on a mock neckline and make the sleeves shorter and bell shaped to make it BINGO.


The Scrap Yarn SweaterScreenshot_20260323_235741_Brave.jpg

This one is just a standard pattern made with lots of scrap yarn. The key here is how to join the yarn. Hence why I included a video of that. The standard pattern I assume is something you can easily get for free like this.


The Granny Square Jacket.
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This one probably took the longest to make and is the most complicated but the effect is stellar. A lot if care was taken to match the sleeves to be the same as the body.


The Mushroom Headband
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I think it's almost this exact pattern. This one is a beginner pattern so it should be easy for newfrens to crochet :)

Note: you should be at least a bit familiar with the basics of crochet before looking at this because it won't make any sense otherwise.

Happy Crocheting! 🧶
 
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LARPtank is best Tank. Fishtank works insanely well when there's overlap between the fish playing a role and dealing with the stress of the overall show. Bloodgames 2 must happen, it's not optional.
I still fully believe a Fishtank season based around some form of themed improv would be incredible. Pushing aspiring actors from backstage to their absolute limits for at least 2 weeks. Imagine 14 days of "Moms".
 
Plasticise said:
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Gotta use her hair to hide her ET head.

Kitty Cat Man said:

jet on JD and his gf. kind of reminds me of a 4cuck theory I saw that said JD and Laura are actually e-dating, and he shat himself and started antagonizing her because her being there fucked up his script, and she was already mad that he was doing a girlfriend-exit script with his gay discord buddies when the girl he's actually e-dating is a fan(and now laura's gonna act like a hoe on the show to piss him off even more) .
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Can't argue with people trying to pull one over on Jet these days. Jet always fancies himself as some master manipulator when he stumbles into funny content.
 
StimulatedOrb said:
Correct. I think the thing most people either consciously or unconsciously picked up on JD is just how insincere he is, and how dishonest he is. Does anyone really think he fucked 50 women and made them all cum, whilst none of us know what a clit is? (that shit was always wrong and was out of date in the 80s movies it featured in, fagggggg). All his statements and lies were used to cover up who he really was, which was a reddit fag, know it all.
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No, TTS child, I am not gay by any medical standard. Those are simply your delusions again. Enjoy prison.
 
StimulatedOrb said:
Correct. I think the thing most people either consciously or unconsciously picked up on JD is just how insincere he is, and how dishonest he is. Does anyone really think he fucked 50 women and made them all cum, whilst none of us know what a clit is? (that shit was always wrong and was out of date in the 80s movies it featured in, fagggggg). All his statements and lies were used to cover up who he really was, which was a reddit fag, know it all.

I am glad he was gone for the bottle episode, even though he caused it, because like when he did the imitation, he would have just used it as a chance to mock Bashir for the most part. Then cried when Laura pressed him.
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I want to say he was a narcissist, but it's been thrown about a lot. I think he was one of the few fish who never spoke to the audience, too. And yeah, vibes seemed to be up. If he were in the bottle episode, he would have either made it painfully unfunny or just used it to fuck with Bashir. Why did he even start doing that anyway when the beaner was fucking with him, Bash helped him, and they threw out her shit together, so why did he just start going after him? Love that he claims he is smart as well, then tries to piss off Bashir with the hold Christian bit. It was so cringe, especially because Bashir, to my knowledge, has never shit-talked Christianity and actually likes it.

In the end, he probably shouldn't have used the Lord's name in vain; dude got struck down by the Lord. epic style

Speaking of the fag, any updates on him? I can imagine him coming out at some point and shit-talking the show for how they fucked with him. I do find him insufferable, but that shit was brutal, even if he did bring it on himself.
 
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CH4TT3R said:
I want to say he was a narcissist, but that word is thrown out a lot.
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Yeah, although I would say its less about control, and more sexual. He seemed to like manipulating Emma a lot, and trying to get her to like him. I think Laura got to him because she did turn him on and it caught him off guard.

He picked on Bashir because he is the only man who he could. Landon is too well liked and doesnt really threaten JD, James Drake is WAY out of JDs league so it would be a mistake to ruin that relationship. That leaves Bashir. He is Muslim and different, also something of a sped, so he is the target. It fits right in with his "your pedo god!" and general reddit atheism style bullshit.
 
CH4TT3R said:
He would have either made it painfully unfunny or just used it to fuck with Bashir. Why did he even start doing that anyway when the beaner was fucking with him, Bash helped him, and they threw out her shit together, so why did he just start going after him? Love that he claims he is smart as well, then tries to piss off Bashir with the hold Christian bit.
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As I mentioned in a previous comment, he only ever went after people that someone else was going after and it seemed socially acceptable to. In the case of Bashir, he did so because Emma was. But now that I think about it, he went after Bashir the hardest because he wanted to impress Emma. He flat out stated he was trying to fuck her, and I'd bet that he thought if he got Bashir to quit or something she'd let him in her pants.
 
CH4TT3R said:
I can imagine him coming out at some point and shit-talking the show for how they fucked with him.
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Nah his weird ego would be like "Ackhtually! I had a lot of fun on the show! I had so much fun! I didn't waste my paid vacation and didn't embarrass myself at all! I can take all your mean comments! I don't care! I'm not bothered!"

Although, I do hope he starts social media-ing more because he's a peak lolcow.
 
CH4TT3R said:
Why did he even start doing that anyway when the beaner was fucking with him, Bash helped him, and they threw out her shit together, so why did he just start going after him.
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He explained it to Bashir gayly that Emma is higher up on his "ladder of trust" and that if Laura is involved he would team up with him against her but if Emma is involved he teams up with her against him. I don't know how he decided that when the night before they were throwing Emma's stuff out the door but that's how he explained it after Emma threw powder in the room while he was preaching the bible

 
CH4TT3R said:
I want to say he was a narcissist, but not to sure. I think he was one of the few fish who never spoke to the audience, too. And yeah, vibes seemed to be up. If he were in the bottle episode, he would have either made it painfully unfunny or just used it to fuck with Bashir. Why did he even start doing that anyway when the beaner was fucking with him, Bash helped him, and they threw out her shit together, so why did he just start going after him? Love that he claims he is smart as well, then tries to piss off Bashir with the hold Christian bit. It was so cringe, especially because Bashir, to my knowledge, has never shit-talked Christianity and actually likes it.
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Yea Bashir was pressed several times to shit on Christianity or Christ but he refused and disavowed, I don't have an example but TTS/JD did it more than a few times in the first week before he was gone for a day. He's a good one.

JD just wears a thin veil persona 24/7, so there was no mask for him to drop, so no reason to talk directly to the audience. He's someone who never learned humility or sincerity. Life is a constant performance for people like him, demonstrated in full effect when he was gaslighting his girlfriend.
 
sum ting wong said:
I don't know how he decided that when the night before they were throwing Emma's stuff out the door but that's how he explained it after Emma threw powder in the room while he was preaching the bible
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Wasn't he also one of the guys who helped throw out Beth? If so, that's an odd pattern of behavior. Then again maybe not, because he then tries to act like "one of the good ones" to try and fuck. Which is a very reddit move.
 
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