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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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Alex B, She Knows

This should set off your AI alarms. It's real, but this is a perfect video for training an AI. >they knew
 
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Sheriff Landon is assisted by Deputies Bingo and Bongo in their arrest of suspected thief and price fixer Laura on tonight's episode of FISHTANK COPS:


The suspect is arrested and placed into FISHTANK COPS JAIL (all suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law):



Bonus pads talk:

 
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Bashir is having a very bad, no good, day listening to this
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The psychic is "reading" Antara and told her she is broken, also asked if she has a heavy weight on her chest (doesn't she have pretty big boobs?) Also feeding her bullshit about her sick mom, this is awful, this woman sucks!
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I'm certain the big tit chick isn't Antara at all. There's no source and when you reverse image search it, it goes to some social media influencer with a different name.
 
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Landon has been anointed as cop to lay down the rules to the monkey king by production. Landon has maybe got two sentences in. Can the MONKEY KING put down the TIGER?

Alex b has not changed. Constantly freezes the conversation to argue with TTS. He keeps going on about season 3 and his personal moral philosophy on the show. "Production said they liked me. So what's your issue?"
 
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Burt tried calling Jet to dispute the crowning of Alex B as season 3's winner, Jet did not pick up.


EDIT: He is now typing a love letter to presumably talk shit to Alex B
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