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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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James Drake asked Kody about defending himself from Alex and potentially boxing him
"What happens if I severely hurt him with the gloves on?"
 
Day 17 recap! Sorry for being late, I was drunk and playing video games with friends last night and crashed in bed shortly after, lol.
 
Roak said:
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James Drake asked Kody about defending himself from Alex and potentially boxing him
"What happens if I severely hurt him with the gloves on?"
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I mentioned it in chat, but James specifically brought up how the gloves up there were only 6oz gloves. So they are pretty thin meaning it would be easy to fuck Alex up with them on. This is a gigantic red flag that fighting James is an awful idea. The fact that he knows about the differences in glove weights at all suggests he probably knows more about fighting than the average bear, let alone him being able to guess their weight just be wearing them.
 
I hope Alex B gets beaten into pulp and crippled physically in addition to already being crippled mentally

I actually like James Drake now
 
Penguin Soldier said:
I mentioned it in chat, but James specifically brought up how the gloves up there were only 6oz gloves. So they are pretty thin meaning it would be easy to fuck Alex up with them on. This is a gigantic red flag that fighting James is an awful idea. The fact that he knows about the differences in glove weights at all suggests he probably knows more about fighting than the average bear, let alone him being able to guess their weight just be wearing them.
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I don't have a clip but I watched him teach boxing basics to the Twins and he's 100% trained. His form was actually very good, fast hands and powerful. Alex would die (I'm praying they convince him to box somehow)
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
You don't have to guess, https://fishtank.observer records every tts, and sfx. Everyone over estimates how much a particular fish draws in tts dramatically.
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It's interesting because STOX, and the various discounts makes it difficult to come up with a precise figure. 12.19 fisbucks averages out to 1 USD, if you convert the average prices when you buy bucks. Convert that with the total fishbucks spent the revenue would be 621.909 USD for this season up to this point. Naturally that isn't the actual revenue, because stox, and discounts muddy the waters a lot.

If we cut that orignal estimate down by 60% as an arbritary figure for discounts + stox then the revenue drops to 248.764 USD, which is still a good catch. These estimates are without accounting for kick ad revenue, season passes, and basment niggers.
I expect the actual revenue to be a lot less since the wiggers are still shilling for season passes.

In terms of profits the wiggers do have some significant costs to account for, renting the house, fixing the house, price pool, wages, server costs, taxes, getting new gear, etc. etc. Still if the data is correct (and that my math isn't wrong :hopefull: ) then the wiggers are doing A-okay, especially since the revenue will grow until the season is over. They could also afford that new mobile setup for their new in-between seasonsonal content. I don't think that they are swimming in cash, but they are doing well. - I guess that the long lull in between seasons is one of the biggests costs to their opperation right, because they are still paying some wages, and front cash to cover the costs for a new season. That may have been a big factor in making the new content.
 
FrickFace said:
I ran into a few people sort of similar to Alex B at my old job. I always wondered how they functioned daily, like how have they managed to not starve to death?
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If he’s using meth and other uppers, a lot of junkies like that eat junk food/sugary foods while they’re high. It adds to the feel good feeling, and it’s easy to get a hold of. Usually cheaper as well.

That’s part of the reason why their teeth rot and their face breaks out. They pick at the scabs, and don’t brush their teeth.
 
Akashic Retard said:
You can’t assume all of this is new money coming in. People make fishbucks through stoax.
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yeah but to sell stox someone else has to buy them, the fisbucks dont spawn from the ether
so all those fishbucks were paid for just at a different point in time and from someone else
 
Last night was the first time I just turned the stream off and didn't bother watching. The constant repeat screaming of the same shit over and over by some retard on uppers is unbearable. Every time i'd tab back to check it was just camera man looking at Alex as he screams the same thing AGAIN. do you people really enjoy this?
 
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