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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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Blane asks Alex about the ''half-moon'' after being instructed to do so by TTS.
Alex seems to be peeved by this for 5 seconds, till he snaps back to being 3v1'ed in the kitchen.
After a while he convinces Alex to join him downstairs, where Alex reunites with the rest of the cast.


Ben announces the Clip Challenge, where the contestants will compete to see who can produce the most viral video.
Bonus Alex crashing out at TTS at the end.

 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the ending (that panel) in Junji Ito's was different from the book? I know he made it more psychologically horror focused and there were differences, but I don't remember if that was one of them.
Yeah, Junji Ito added a bunch of paranormal stuff to his adaptation. The original story was much shorter
 
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Alex B is barely larger than Emma. Except for his gigantic fucking head. He's built like a Funko Pop
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James Drake planning to do something? But production cucked him

EDIT: this nigga gonna kill himself

 
Antara never left the house. Once Jet has her Bank of India account number that 50 grand is as good as hers.
Possible finale twist: Antara hacked the basement server(s) and made off with the 50k, now the fish must unite to recover the balance so that at least one IRL fishtank-house person can make bank.

James Drake planning to do something? But production cucked him
Goddamn it. Someone with TTS monies tell Drake to nut up and go down the stairs in just the blanket but wipe out all gnarly at the bottom.

I used to do this as a child but on carpeted stairs in a sleeping bag

e - gay attempt, Drake
 
Alex B knocks on the basement door, Jet just says "yes". Alex B is a freeloader and is allowed to go to the CRACK BASEMENT whenever he wants, but the wiggers keep the door locked.

Do a little more content juice Alex B.

 
Didn't even flinch


Why isn't Bam here? This is literally Jackass...
 
Extended version of the stair-shenanigans, including the second fall

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I'm surprised Landon and Blaine couldn't act more convincingly here considering their performances in the Bottle episode. They stand there doing nothing after he falls, not at all worried about him with Blaine reacting in monotone "oh my god i think he hit his head." I legit lol'd when Bashir goes to check on him after he's been laying there for like 10 seconds & Landon jumps realizing that's the appropriate thing to do & follows him.
 
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