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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Raskolnikov's Pillow said:
I can only assume the Director cam is glued to Alex because he is making them so much money in TTS. I'm having to hop around the house to see how people are reacting to Emma's elimination, not interested in Alex B's monologuing.
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tts isn't even on though
 
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PhoneCharger said:
Awful challenge, predicable result.

-Boring premise
-Basically a repeat of The Cell
-Winner decided from the start due to the physical gap (ie no tension)
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She could had try to make him trip, throw the chair at him or something and Jet would had been perfectly fine with it and declare her the winner. This was basically the "DO SOMETHING YOU BORING IDIOTS" challenge, wiggers really wanted to see if the two most boring fish would step up and do something, but nope, we all were let down and Drake just confirmed he's most probably the next one out.
 
Ben sent Alex B up to the computer lab where Binx is. Alex has been on edge for a while but I don't think he knows what's coming, just on edge in general from all the rape.
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Jet just told him to lay down next to Binx and reminisce about S3. He does NOT want to get close to her. JACKIE INCOMING? :stress:
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IT'S SOME FAT BITCH:
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Her name is Diamond and she's the new freeloader. She's got a white trash sort of voice and apparently she was on some Adin Ross fat camp gimmick:
 
Zvantastika said:
She could had try to make him trip, throw the chair at him or something and Jet would had been perfectly fine with it and declare her the winner. This was basically the "DO SOMETHING YOU BORING IDIOTS" challenge, wiggers really wanted to see if the two most boring fish would step up and do something, but nope, we all were let down and Drake just confirmed he's most probably the next one out.
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She did try to throw some stuff in front of him like the chair, but if she initiated anything serious and it didn't knock him out that first time he would have been able to quickly take her out, her best bet ironically was actually doing nothing, hoping he would feel too bad about trying anything and it came down to stamina, which James likely would have won regardless but still leaves her with better odds than outright butting heads. It was a really bad elimination challenge, should have been a fishbuck challenge at most.
 
I take it back. I want Lara to carve through all this fat bitch's chins like a pitbull named Princess
 
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