🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

Alex is gonna get home, shoot up a bit or smoke a bit of meth and then a week later will come on twitter and start telling us how he won and prudction had to get rid of him because he was upsetting the fish who came 3 on 1 and they edited it so we did not see him win at bare knuckle fighting vs JD

Aidan said:

Sweet dreams.
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I go to bed early and miss out on Jeff the Killer Bingo

Bongo is up early in the confessional giving a weekly recap

I think Alex B got kicked at the right time, we had gotten all the best moments from him and he petered out hard yesterday. The House 3 stuff, the twins mind meld, and Jet's Ozempic overdose were great bits and I'm glad we had Alex B in the house for them. Someone like Alex B can only go so long before they burn or flame out, that's why I never missed him or wanted him back in S3 after he left.

Now they just need to kick Binx as she's fulfilled her purpose. Binx is beat.



The website still lists Alex B as the S3 winner.

Also some site messages from last night. It's possible they could bring Alex B back:

Bongo brought Binxy a pillow and blanket. The tank seems cold this morning.

Sometimes there are some gems among the clips on the fishtank site.

Sorry if this was posted before, but archiving all of Cucumberfeet's recaps just in case YouTube keeps removing them

Frank shitting on Aryeh in FT chat, not realizing he's been acting just like him all season obsessing over not being invited.

If I were Jet I would definitely not put Frank on with how gay he's been acting. The only former fish who spends more time in chat is Tayleigh.

Alizarin Crimson said:

Honestly glad he's gone.

As much as he brought content, eventually it just all devolved into endless looping and consuming everything else happening in the house.

Was getting bored of the show the last few days and wasn't watching nearly as much.

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Not to moralfag but he was extremely mentally deranged(way more so than at the end of S3) to the point where watching him was funny for a while but now it was just uncomfortable.

Aidan said:

Sweet dreams.
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Eh, close enough.
Welcome back Jeff the killer.

S.C.U.D. said:

Frank shitting on Aryeh in FT chat, not realizing he's been acting just like him all season obsessing over not being invited.
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If I were Jet I would definitely not put Frank on with how gay he's been acting. The only former fish who spends more time in chat is Tayleigh.

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His act is overdone, his time feels like it's done anyway. Having the final week be Hellhouse would be fitting for sure, but he's not the right fit for this final four. Even if Frank weren't acting like a complete retard, how much would he even be able to do? Bashir and Landon are pretty durable against hassling, the twins are Josie 2 so they can't be touched, and James Drake would just knock his shit out. They're also more united than any other season's cast, so they would team up against him instantly with the power of friendtank; he's not gonna have a schizo to turn to his side. Come to think of it, Season 3 he could basically only ever do anything to women and the mentally ill. It feels kind of absurd anyone's ever considered him funny just because his editor knew how to put a Tifa limit break on top.

The Cunting Death said:

Here's the entirety of Diamond's time on Fishtank, courtesy of Amorphous on Twitter.

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Josh would probably enjoy this considering his infatuation with portly women.

foam rolla said:

I was hoping for Drake to box Alex and kick his ass which would of ended in Alex tard raging off the show. But that was never going to happen as Alex is a pussy and backtracks with his "I only fight real with biting and bare hands. I don't fight with gloves" as a way to chicken out without losing face. I mean, remember how much coaxing it took to get him to spar Simbal?

So maybe him being a sperg and threatening to murder people and embarrassing himself while getting kicked out into the night was the nearest, satisfying exit we'll get.

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Seeing the state of Alex, mentally and physically, Drake would have sent him to the hospital. He's too competitive to take it easy on him which is why he's such a good fish.

I want to see him box Luke. I don't even know who I'd root for, I like both of them. It'd just be a solid fight.

Rolex said:

Seeing the state of Alex, mentally and physically, Drake would have sent him to the hospital. He's too competitive to take it easy on him which is why he's such a good fish.

I want to see him box Luke. I don't even know who I'd root for, I like both of them. It'd just be a solid fight.

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It wouldn't be even close, Drake would wipe the floor with Luke.

Death by Divine Kiss said:

Sam's presence and the sense of unease he brings cannot be replicated.

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I was initially super pro-bam because he is capable of doing this. He is extremely capable of being chaotic and pulling off mean-spirited pranks, gaslights, and just fucking with people for the hell of it. He's also big and intimidating now that he's not an emo twink or a fucked up bloated alcoholic.

Aside from some slapstick with Landon, he hasn't really done anything though. He just pulls up, hangs out and talks to people, and bails. Although I also don't really mind friendtank and it fits in well with this season's "brainrot content house" theme. Fishtank doesn't really need to be a 24/7 Hell House and the tension in the final week is going to be insane. I don't particularly want Drake, Bashir, Twins, or Landon to go.

What it does need though, is someone who can keep the fish on their toes so they don't just revert to Pure Friendtank where nobody fucks with one another and everything is just wholesome hangouts and challenges. They should at least be trying to antagonize people they want to see eliminated - Emma didn't get nearly enough of this and basically just hung out the whole time. From the POV of a fish, these people are standing inbetween you and 50k - the vibes should be somewhat bad.

Stuff like some of the more negative fishtoys helps with this(forced date, tied together, silence cone, mandatory cigs) but all are absent this season. Introducing these would help a lot with intra-fish drama and beefs. There's also no beef bell, no doghouse, no punishments or benefits for fucking with anyone. Ever since JD left, it's been either pure chaos or friendtank.

Sam being there would unironically help with that. He's better at manipulating people and instilling a sense of unease than Jet or Ben - neither really command respect the way he does. I could care less about Frank but him being there would also help with that, especially if he wasn't in pure "destroy everyone's shit and make them crash out" mode. They really just need someone who's there to make the vibes slightly worse and more serious without totally nuking them.

makingmaker said:

It wouldn't be even close, Drake would wipe the floor with Luke.

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You think so? Doesn't Luke have like 2-3 inches on him? He only got knocked around by Freddy for a minute because he couldn't see through the mask iirc

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You think so? Doesn't Luke have like 2-3 inches on him? He only got knocked around by Freddy for a minute because he couldn't see through the mask iirc

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Drake looks like he has much better form, but obv. haven't seen him spar yet so who really knows. Would probably be close as Luke is a bit taller/longer reach (from my eye anyway), though I'd be willing to bet Drake's cardio is better.

Well now Alex is gone, perhaps freeloadertank can do something productive and that's increase the pressure on the fish. Its crazy, as Bingo was wandering around being cute and funny, and then the twins talking to Blane, almost the rest of the house was dealing with Alex. Bashir was in the closet for about an hour just doing a tedtalk on water and God, I didn't listen, no one did.

I do enjoy friend house, but like all things, they need to mix things up and get some aggression back into the house. Its Friday night, prime time baby, and I feel Drake will get up to day and do some cleaning, Landon will mope about and sniff Binxs anus, the twins will be cute but otherwise a separate entity from the house, and Bashir will hit us with some more "we need to avoid peepeepoopoo on the peepeepoopoo show".

I think people shit on production too much and straight up make things up about how they feel about shit, so I have some faith they have a plan to start to increase the pressure as we close in on the final week.

This has been MY tedtalk, and Bashir didnt read it.

Friendtank was fine until the third week. It's gonna get boring, especially now that Alex is gone. Back to the autistics babbling some random shit and the audience slap their knees.