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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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SenorKrinkle said:
I think they need to start the contestants as 2 teams, it would make the inevitable "merger of the tribes" prevent friendtank since battlelines already existed
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El Estanque just did this and it worked pretty well, even with all the problems they had. Worth trying for Fishtank imo, even if it’s just for a .5 season and not a regular one.
 
I talked some shit about Blane earlier but I have to say I respect him for driving content during downtime. He's always encouraging the Fish to play and generating conversation when otherwise they would all just be sitting around in silence. I kneel.
 
Mörkö said:
El Estanque just did this and it worked pretty well, even with all the problems they had. Worth trying for Fishtank imo, even if it’s just for a .5 season and not a regular one.
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I have had this idea in my head that for season 6 they should Buy a plot of land, And put 2 shitty Double wide trailers they could smash up, one for each team.
And maybe make the Season 50s-60s cold war themed.
 
Blaine should probably get kicked. He doesn't serve a purpose now that that friendtank has set in and laura has no targets. He is actively training fish to be resistant to TTS.
 
What are peoples thoughts on the next freeloader? Obviously has to be an antagonist of some sort. You hoping to see an old face return? If not, what kind of person do you think will be the best for the last week of S5?

Potatoherder said:
Blaine should probably get kicked. He doesn't serve a purpose now that that friendtank has set in and laura has no targets. He is actively training fish to be resistant to TTS.
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kick binx and bring in a menace to balance out Blaines presence. I think he can be a good balance on the other side of the scale if chaos is going on. If it continues to be friend tank then I agree he doesnt serve a purpose. hes not boring but will never be great content either
 
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Bongo nearly got the fish to each prepare a 5 minute comedy skit but Blaine shut it down and said the TTS instructing her to do so wasn't actually production. Fucking retard, I hope they show his mom his loli porn the next time she comes to pick up his dirty laundry, content cucking nonce.
 
Mörkö said:
El Estanque just did this and it worked pretty well, even with all the problems they had. Worth trying for Fishtank imo, even if it’s just for a .5 season and not a regular one.
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if they have 12 contestants, 6 per team, it might also prevent early burnouts from leaving since they're all on the same team. There could be challenges that allow them to prank each other or harass each other which helps build later post-merger conflict
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
I just watched a few clips and it's fucking hilarious. I really missed out on a gem due to my hatred of Ricky Gervais and his unbearable smug arrogance. Him and his class of people have really made me hate the British. World class fart huffers.
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Karl Pilkington was a producer on Ricky Gervais's radio show many moons ago and gradually joined as a co-host on what turned into the Ricky Gervais podcast. If you can't stand Ricky Gervais I probably wouldn't recommend the podcast and as my tolerance for smug Britishness has gone way way down over the years I am not sure I would enjoy it anymore either. But Karl Pilkington really is a gem. If you can find the full episodes of Idiot Abroad they contain minimal Gervais and are well worth watching.
 
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the original creator of lil maejok made lil bingo and lil bongo and gave them to the twins :)
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this is blaine's blaingos OC zork, he's an orc and rules zuwu and puwu
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