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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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Here are some Basement Telegram leaks about the state of The Tank, along with an upcoming challenge:
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They've been a lot better this season but the lack of contingencies has always been lazy. Instead, they'd rather bring in a freeloader who will run the show for them until Jet and Ben walk up in the evening to do what they planned all along. That's all these "nukes in the air" are, they're weirdos to be let loose on camera to create content and milk TTS for the wiggers. Alex B's utilization can be summed up as taking advantage of a retard in mental decline for profit, it's funny but that's what it is.
They rely too much on bringing in outsiders who can stir the pot for them and should have some backup plans for when that inevitably fails. It doesn't need to be more chaos, merely something to warrant keeping the stream open. Rainy day activities for Fishtank.

Every season gets knocked askew by this point which isn't the fault of the fish, viewers, or freeloaders. That said, it's a good cast and a good season.
 
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She got laughed out of the Jet thread on here which was tailor made for her, /ftl/ and /bant/ are the only places who still put up with her because they still think Liquid Cole is funny two years later and just want the wiggers to be swatted and fail.
 
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Lol. Lmao even.

The one thing whatever wigger at the helm has been doing is playing jungle music randomly which tunes out conversations and actively makes me click off the tab.

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For the record, this is supposed to be this:

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It's not even the right color :story:
 
Live Updating!!!

Prize=$5000
$10,000 EACH


Teams for MEAT Eating, Cigarette Smoking and Milk Drinking Contest 🍖 🥓 🥛🤮

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Team AUTISM (Jungle)
Twins (counted as separate people, only smoked weed)
Bashir
Blane (never smoked)

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Team Slightly Less Autistic (Arena)
Landon (only eaten cheese fries)
Drake
Laura (gastric bypass)
Binx (vegan)



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RULES:

Each team has a referee. Each leg of the challenge is explained by the ref as it goes. (Ben and Vance)


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Step 1
- cook the meat George Foreman Grillz. Judge will examine meat to make sure it's cooked properly. They have butter available.
- not allowed to sabotage other team during this part.
- do NOT eat at this point

(The power went out because wiggers are retarded)

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Step 2
-smoke 3 packs

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Step 3
- 2 Gallons of Milk

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Step 4
- eat all meat


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Step 5
-50 monkey jumps in unison
-50 sit ups


🏆 WINNERS🏆

JUNGLE WITH W BASHIR

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Bashir got to split it and only took 1k for luggage.
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I have no idea what they're doing yet entirely but I know theyll have to smoke and eat steak (likely just eating until they puke and then keep eating), but they will definitely be eating since they had to remove pork hotdogs for Bashir.

Ben gave a pep talk to the Twins since they need the money the most.

Binx had fucked this up in the past. And did AGAIN
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It's the principle of the matter, just let me have an option when i purchase. At no point have i ever been happy a sub auto charged my card monthly. I don't have any paid streaming series for that reason.
there is an option. you just cancel it right after like i just said i do lol

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The aura loss since he got spartan kicked down those stairs has been insane
damn dude is absolutely seething
 
I swear I saw a tweet from Frank saying that Burt will be there Monday, but now I can't find it.. did anyone else see this or has the show made me schizo?

edit: Found the tweet but it's just a screenshot of an alleged tweet from Frank

The tweet says this tweet was posted on April 4th but apparently the person who took the screenshot lives in the UK, where it is April 4th there.


edit 2: I'm inclinded to believe it was a real tweet because the person who screenshotted it, also responded to it on twitter and now the tweet is deleted from Frank
 

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